9 reasons why Men should never eat muffins. (nsfw)

[Hosehead]

:wtf:
5.

Other Men's Matter Remains in the Vagina Indefinitely

When a man has sex with a woman, his biological material stays within a woman's vagina -- even if a condom is used. While the vagina is self-cleaning, the process to completely cleanse can take months. Do you really want another man's biological material in your mouth? And even if you think you're in a committed relationship, by the time you find out your woman is cheating on you, it'll be too late.

http://tinyurl.com/lowsyeg

 

[STS]

:wtf:
5.


http://tinyurl.com/lowsyeg

And? I'm sure you put worse things in your mouth

 

[bwana]

Muffin?

I think you need to think about the likely etymology of the term "muff" as it pertains to subject at hand.



YMMV of course.

 

[Electric]

Putting your finger in your mouth is probably dirtier.

 

[Nick333]

Strange that out of the all the potential diseases you're more worried about another man's biological material. Anyway, kissing someone is probably more of a health risk than going down on a woman.

 

[senyetse]

Our bodies are crawling with foreign biological material. Out of sight, out of mind I say.
Apparently fellatio also increases the risk of mouth cancer.

 

[Hosehead]

Muffin?

I think you need to think about the likely etymology of the term "muff" as it pertains to subject at hand.

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YMMV of course.

I've given the term a lot of thought, and "muff" as in "eating" is typical of semantic change. Here is a classic study.

 

[BobsLawnService]

I happen to like the taste of muffins a bit too much to give them up thanks.

 

[Slootvreter]

I will die eating vag. Nothing will stop me. I am a true vagitarian.

BTW: What a ridiculous article. This guy probably puts on a hazmat suit when he goes to he shop.

 

[visrot]

sense of peace when down under

 

[Slootvreter]

sense of peace when down under

Correct. Knowing you already got that far...