A few peanuts short of a packet

[Cara]

This year's award for being Pretoria's dumbest crook may well go to an alleged city car thief arrested on Tuesday in a hijacked car parked outside Pretoria Central police station moments after being granted bail on a car theft charge.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20061206030755195C476754

Seems the criminal mobs are either running short on recruits and scraping the bottom of the barrel or else this chap is just brazen.

 

[Syndyre]

Definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[Cara]

Perhaps he likes being behind bars, maybe missed his friends

 

[b166er]

LOL! that made my day

 

[kokzn]

$HOME = /dev/null.
A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few screws loose.

Use this lines if you want to be polite! when referring to MORONS like this...