My tweets of the day:
"Twitter today has just basically been people announcing they’re about to watch game of thrones followed by an hour’s silence then a meltdown"
"You know why the end credits had no music? The sound of your sobbing and sniffling is the music."
"tonight's episode of #gameofthrones was a barrel of laughs and by that i mean i wish i was dead"
"Hello everyone who is just arriving at the Game of Thrones despair meeting. We've all been waiting for you."
"Think my stomach is still up in my throat. To non-book readers: welcome to the #gameofthrones despair and hopelessness club."
"Ladies: if your man watches Game Of Thrones, tonight will be the only time he'll cuddle with you and mean it sincerely"
"Does anybody have a paper towel? I watched new Game of Thrones and "in unrelated news" pissed myself"
"Folks watching #gameofthrones who didn't read the books: remember when your really nerdy friend was super sad 13 years ago? This is why!

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"Dear @GameOfThrones: f**k you. Also, I love you. Also, f**k you."