Don't be in such a rush pretty bird...Less blah blah blah, more answers and stats.
This dance has just begun!
Soon I will provide you and yours with the touch light of knowledge that will pull you out of the darkness of ignorance once and for all... Until then consider how I can be so confident or arrogant (depending on your view point)... Surely I MUST know something that you do not?
For to go to this much trouble, the lesson must be worth the effort...