Alcohol has no effect on men's judgement, say researchers

[DJ...]

If you don't do it doggy-style, she wouldn't be biting the pillow in the first place.

You mean you don't let her spend the night? No morning-glory-story? No breakfast? Eish, Julius Malema calls that rape...

 

[porn$tar]

You mean you don't let her spend the night? No morning-glory-story? No breakfast? Eish, Julius Malema calls that rape...

Try pounding the headboard with a moerse hangover...

 

[DJ...]

Try pounding the headboard with a moerse hangover...

Try explaining why she has to leave at 3am while still drunk...

 

[Pyro]

I also can't understand why people can drink so much that they can't remember anything about the night before.

If I drink alot I become drunk and if I drink some more I become sick and then I stop drinking. But even at that stage I'm still exactly the same person as I were before. Alcohol doesn't change my personality or character.

Only if I drink much more, well after I became sick, might I lose my memory. But I have never reached that point.

If you drink slower, or have a stronger stomach you might not get sick. That gives more alcohol time to get into your blood and into your head.

If you don't do it doggy-style, she wouldn't be biting the pillow in the first place.

So her face doesn't touch the pillow when she's sleeping?

 

[.Froot.]

Lol, i call bullshlt on their findings.

BS_counter++;

Ah that's just plain bull man.
Everyone reacts different when they are drunk, some people forget, some people don't forget ( o: ) and some people do crazy things. A friend of mine does rock climbing... on one drunk occasion the group decided to go climbing onto a 30m high structure... half of them would be scared to do it when sober. Lack of judgement? Definitely.

 

[Bizkit87]

Well guys, as the saying goes:

" 'n mens moet maar 'n paar drakies steek, voordat jy by die prinses uitkom" ....

 

[porn$tar]

So her face doesn't touch the pillow when she's sleeping?

Not if she sleeps on the floor.

 

[davemc]

I think the real test is :

Man's resistance crumbles further the drunker he gets.
or
Man's bravado increases the drunker he gets.

This lame research is barking up the wrong tree totally.

 

[Jewelbox]

What about the Judge that drove his Jaguar into a wall? LOL

 

[Morgoth]

drink a lot of mixed **** and you won't remember :>

 

[porn$tar]

What about the Judge that drove his Jaguar into a wall? LOL

Clearly alcohol has more of an effect on men judges, than men's judgement...

 

[boramk]

Ermm this research is BS??

Ugly girls don't look prettier per se, we just don't care (while drunk) and don't remember (after). Judgment is affected IMO

 

[porn$tar]

Ermm this research is BS??

Ugly girls don't look prettier per se, we just don't care (while drunk) and don't remember (after). Judgment is affected IMO

Yeah, ugly girls just look less ugly, and we care less because we'll forget anyway. make sense? didn't think so...

 

[Pyro]

Oh yes... the original topic.

You might still be able to judge that a person's age and looks, just like you might be able to make a lot of coherent calculations. The problem lies with your decision process. It gets a bit short-circuited.

 

[Drake2007]

BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the Results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female Hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

 

[scotty777]

BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the Results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female Hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

well no shyte! they drank 8 PINTS of beer!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[milomak]

So they actually spent money on this research ?

It's a well know fact that your judgement stays in tact, it's you standards that is lowered when you are drunk. That is all. I would love to know who they conned into giving them the money they spend on other things, clearly

this man knows the truth

 

[tco21]

Clearly alcohol has more of an effect on men judges, than men's judgement...

Brilliant!

BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the Results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female Hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Haha!

well no shyte! they drank 8 PINTS of beer!!!!!!!!!!!

\ facepalm

 

[Nocturnity]

You mean you don't let her spend the night? No morning-glory-story? No breakfast? Eish, Julius Malema calls that rape...

Uhm, no. Did no one ever tech you the rules of manliness? You never do anything at your place. Ever.

1. She now knows where you live.
2. Cleaning the mess you made the next morning is your problem.
3. You have to think of some stupid reason to get her out of the house the next morning.
4. You wake up and want to puke. Then you turn around and see her sleeping face.
5. She wants to take a shower and has no extra clothes, meaning you have to give her some of yours.
6. If you did things right, there's some serious damage all over the house. Broken tables and vases, the chandelier's in a million pieces on the floor, the railing next to the stairs is somehow missing and your pants are hanging on the tree outside your window.

Avoid this horrible situation by simply going over to her place. That means you can leave when you're done.

 

[porn$tar]

Uhm, no. Did no one ever tech you the rules of manliness? You never do anything at your place. Ever.

Or you could just screw her on the hood of her car in the parking lot.