ANC builds bench 'stadium' costing R15 million in Eastern Cape

[mojoman]

Oh...

With a "z" to denote plural? What language?

Lol...whatever language you want it to be...This is South Africa...
No rules!
(PorchRat will be along soon to assist with the correct usage of the language )

 

[Flanders]

Is this what is known as 'political grandstanding'?

 

[ForceFate]

Lol...whatever language you want it to be...This is South Africa...
No rules!
(PorchRat will be along soon to assist with the correct usage of the language )

I was just curious. Nothing more.

 

[surface]

I was just curious. Nothing more.

I reckon 'Votaz' is spoken/written in similar vein as 'Govamint' or 'Ramadingdong'

 

[notayoba]

I'll be preparing a tender document for the upgrade project.

For a mere R50m I'll fit the 2 goals with nets, and buy a long hosepipe with a sprayer to water the field. Won't get better value than that.

Anyone town councilors from the Enoch Mgijima municipality that wants to partner with me?

I'll do all the work, (printing a word template and installing the nets) All I need from you is your struggle credentials and ANC membership card. If we work carefully I'm sure a small profit can be made.

 

[mojoman]

Is this what is known as 'political grandstanding'?

Its fairly apt then for the cANCer and the

I'll be preparing a tender document for the upgrade project.

For a mere R50m I'll fit the 2 goals with nets, and buy a long hosepipe with a sprayer to water the field. Won't get better value than that.

Anyone town councilors from the Enoch Mgijima municipality that wants to partner with me?

I'll do all the work, (printing a word template and installing the nets) All I need from you is your struggle credentials and ANC membership card. If we work carefully I'm sure a small profit can be made.

Lol..for R60 million I can offer two hosepipes, 2 sprinklers and will paint the goal posts...(primer only!)

 

[JohnStarr]

I'll be preparing a tender document for the upgrade project.

For a mere R50m I'll fit the 2 goals with nets, and buy a long hosepipe with a sprayer to water the field. Won't get better value than that.

Anyone town councilors from the Enoch Mgijima municipality that wants to partner with me?

I'll do all the work, (printing a word template and installing the nets) All I need from you is your struggle credentials and ANC membership card. If we work carefully I'm sure a small profit can be made.

Struggling to walk considered a valid struggle credential?

 

[R13...]

Even worse,

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1445348472379555844

 

[mojoman]

T

Even worse,

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1445348472379555844

Thats just 22 million they will admit to....

 

[notayoba]

Its fairly apt then for the cANCer and the

Lol..for R60 million I can offer two hosepipes, 2 sprinklers and will paint the goal posts...

Maybe I'll let you in on the R100M tender to train an illegal immigrant to use the hosepipe and sprinkler.

 

[mojoman]

Maybe I'll let you in on the R100M tender to train an illegal immigrant to use the hosepipe and sprinkler.

Why are you under quoting now? Fix that comrade!
Make it too cheap and it looks very suspicious....

 

[Flanders]

For a mere R50m I'll fit the 2 goals with nets, and buy a long hosepipe with a sprayer to water the field. Won't get better value than that.

Well, for an extra 5 million I will poke holes down the length of the hosepipe, thereby ensuring more water coverage per watering.

A bargain as far as I am concerned. PM me and we can get the ball rolling (so to speak).

 

[mojoman]

Well, for an extra 5 million I will poke holes down the length of the hosepipe, thereby ensuring more water coverage per watering.

A bargain as far as I am concerned. PM me and we can get the ball rolling (so to speak).

Ja, I wonder if there is a soccer ball tender as well?

 

[HunterNW]

Ja, I wonder if there is a soccer ball tender as well?

You fckers let me in on the contract. I'll get a plastic ball from crazy store and paint it white and black blocks.
R750K per ball. Bargain.

 

[notayoba]

You fckers let me in on the contract. I'll get a plastic ball from crazy store and paint it white and black blocks.
R750K per ball. Bargain.

What you are describing there sounds like a soccer ball factory to me. A huge investment that will benefit the community. It will be hard to make profit on 750k per ball, but the benefits to society is so plentiful, regular government bailouts can be arranged.

The factory:

 

[HunterNW]

I'll be preparing a tender document for the upgrade project.

For a mere R50m I'll fit the 2 goals with nets, and buy a long hosepipe with a sprayer to water the field. Won't get better value than that.

Anyone town councilors from the Enoch Mgijima municipality that wants to partner with me?

I'll do all the work, (printing a word template and installing the nets) All I need from you is your struggle credentials and ANC membership card. If we work carefully I'm sure a small profit can be made.

Its fairly apt then for the cANCer and the

Lol..for R60 million I can offer two hosepipes, 2 sprinklers and will paint the goal posts...(primer only!)

Well, for an extra 5 million I will poke holes down the length of the hosepipe, thereby ensuring more water coverage per watering.

A bargain as far as I am concerned. PM me and we can get the ball rolling (so to speak).

Register as a party in the local elections. Even the anc will vote for you. Those ideas are next level. It's like the anc on steroids'.

 

[mojoman]

Lol..its a bloody good thing South Africans have a sense of humour....

 

[Hemi300c]

Next thing will be the municipality will be investigating the racist lightening that killed so many soccer supporters in the stands.........

 

[Flanders]

Register as a party in the local elections. Even the anc will vote for you. Those ideas are next level. It's like the anc on steroids'.

Cool. Now I just need to shave off all my hair and make my dome shine, get fat so I have five sweaty folds on the back of my neck and then get a serious tan.

Does anyone know the process and cost involved in having one's name changed?

 

[ShaunSA]

Does anyone know the process and cost involved in having one's name changed?

Get in touch with Melusi "Would you like that in your mouth" Gigaba. He has all the right contacts