ANC builds bench 'stadium' costing R15 million in Eastern Cape

Tman*

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Imagine you have to task this municipality to build a new FNB stadium?

It will cost more than the NHI + Basic minimum wage and the nuclear deal combined!
 

ForceFate

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I'll be preparing a tender document for the upgrade project.

For a mere R50m I'll fit the 2 goals with nets, and buy a long hosepipe with a sprayer to water the field. Won't get better value than that.

Anyone town councilors from the Enoch Mgijima municipality that wants to partner with me?

I'll do all the work, (printing a word template and installing the nets) All I need from you is your struggle credentials and ANC membership card. If we work carefully I'm sure a small profit can be made.
For that amount, I'll buy the mayor the latest BMW X5 50d. Top that!
 

notayoba

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For that amount, I'll buy the mayor the latest BMW X5 50d. Top that!
I think you mean a construction vehicle. To transport the hosepipe and nets to the field. X5s are perfect for that. Might need the 4x4 capability.

Might even need 5 construction vehicles. 1 for each net, 1 for the hosepipe, 1 for the sprinkler, and 1 to take the gardener to open the taps. I also suspect there is a tender for a maintenance contract for those vehicles somewhere.
 

C4Cat

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Where are the pictures of this?

The money was allegedly spent on the following works:


  • Palisade fencing
  • Rock blasting
  • Earth works
  • Layer works
  • Rugby and soccer field
  • Athletics track
  • Ablution facilities
  • Changing rooms
  • Borehole and water reticulation installation
  • Sewer system with sceptic tank
  • Electrical installation
  • Rain water catchment tank
  • High rise water main tank
  • Guard house
  • Gravel car parking

 

Jet-Fighter7700

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And within the next week the stadium will be stolen and cut up and sold as scrap metal.
and another pile of Dirt will be built for elenty billion Rand in its place.
we all know the ANC loves throwing our tax money around, as if its Confetti at a wedding.

as that's what African dictators do, use the Country treasury as a personal slush fund for their shenanigans.
 
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