Any doctors in the house

[rh1]

Not a doctor, but did watch a lot of House, first rule is that the patient lies, so I will need keys to your house so that I can randomly look at your stuff an make an uninform medical decision that might kill you.

 

[rustypup]

Sounds like covid

Lies

Sounds like Lupus

<Edit>
Wait a second....

wanted to remove a few large horrible thorny bush plant things.

Did you get council permission for this?

</edit>

 

[AdrianH]

Sounds like covid

Got the jab already, strong like bull now.

 

[AdrianH]

Lies

Sounds like Lupus


Wait a second....



Did you get council permission for this?

Nope, got permission from the landlady.

Why, is it a thing here?

 

[Lupus]

Lies

Sounds like Lupus


Wait a second....



Did you get council permission for this?

It's never me...

 

[cguy]

Any PROPER doctors in the house

I can fix your finger, and I won’t even need the STL to do it...

 

[RandomGeek]

@AdrianH - dont take any Viagra - may lead to further swelling of the finger!

 

[randomcat]

Pics

 

[rustypup]

is it a thing here?

Yes. Certain plants/wildlife are protected...

 

[Splinter]

As far as I know, there are very few poisonous plants in the UK. Nettles are about the worst thing.

In fact, it seems like the UK and Australia are inverse when it comes to poison and venom.