Any Tips on how to spice up my S*X

Shake&Bake

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Wash the dishes clean the house pick up your socks do the laundry.
then let her relaxing a bath with candles and wine.

That's a load of crock - did that for my 1st valentines after getting married and all she did was walk in from work and go straight to bed, falling asleep.
Never cleaned up again ;)
 

Mila

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That's a load of crock - did that for my 1st valentines after getting married and all she did was walk in from work and go straight to bed, falling asleep.
Never cleaned up again ;)

LOLZ!!!

DAmm it ussually works?!:D
 

DJ...

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Any Tips on how to spice up my Sex life? what can i do?
:sick:

Am I the only one perplexed by the :sick: smiley at the end of that post?

I take it you're looking for something a little sick then. Well, in that case, I suggest you and your SU get some vaseline, a jam jar and a copy of the 1man1jar instruction video. Good luck and in this case, please note that "pics or it didn't happen" is not applicable, no matter what anyone else says...
 

Russ4

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Any Tips on how to spice up my Sex life? what can i do?
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Careful....
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Keeper

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Am I the only one perplexed by the :sick: smiley at the end of that post?

I take it you're looking for something a little sick then. Well, in that case, I suggest you and your SU get some vaseline, a jam jar and a copy of the 1man1jar instruction video. Good luck and in this case, please note that "pics or it didn't happen" is not applicable, no matter what anyone else says...

"Nooooooooooooooo!!!" :D
 

Shake&Bake

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Thing is...jigabyte still hasn't responded since the OP.

I reckon him and the lady are trying out all the options posted here as they popup on their monitor.:eek:

A messy affair indeed. :D

Right, everyone get a police radio scanner and when the call comes in, rush over and get pics of the carnage that ensued :D
 

smokey

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Try the "Over the shoulder boulder holder", just watch out for Hairy Palms....
 
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Have her dress up as a prostitute. It will be thrilling for you and for her.
 
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