Any Tips on how to spice up my S*X

[eek]

But seriously....try swinging! The multiple partner thing's really what it's all about these days!

 

[porn$tar]

smoke a joint and join the mile "high" club. Surreal I tell you...

 

[Good Life]

Any Tips on how to spice up my Sex life? what can i do?

Add some green peppers and chilli powder

 

[Kilgore_Trout_Redux]

(This assumes you don't have kids or can drop kids off somewhere for the night.)

Rent a hotel room in a decent hotel on a Wednesday night. Get some flowers delivered to her work telling her to meet her lover in the hotel at 18:30.

When she gets there have a hot bath, some roses and some wine ready. Order room service and eat it naked on the bed. Feed each other. (Bananas strictly optional.)

Act like teenagers for a change. You need to get out of the house because there is always banal stuff to do that drains the life out of you. Doing things on the spur of the moment is fun. Bare in mind that if she has a nightmare day this may not work.

If she enjoys this try to introduce some sponteneity into your everyday life. Some nights decide on not switching the Tv on all night and order in. Send the kids to bed early. Buy some naughty mags and try some of the more absurd positions for ****s and giggles.

 

[subculture]

Any Tips on how to spice up my Sex life? what can i do?

Be honest with yourself and your partner about what you feel.

 

[Kilgore_Trout_Redux]

Also remember that it takes two people to spice up a sex life. If the missus is just not interested and you have tried everything it may be time to comsider other optioms.

 

[eek]

Old spice is not the way!

 

[Morgoth]

left hand, right hand combo with a condom should do the trick.

 

[eek]

.....and there's ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICATION!

lol....ah that makes me thing of Evolution, what a classic scene that was!

 

[Slootvreter]

Have her dress up as a prostitute. It will be thrilling for you and for her.

But then you have to pay her the going rate as well, which is about R500 - R750 per hour. With real money. And she gets to keep it.

 

[Alan]

Wet celery and a flying cap

 

[Juggy]

Wet celery and a flying cap

Bwahahahahahaha, now I need to wipe the coffee off my screen.

 

[porn$tar]

power tools

 

[j3n0va]

Vasaline, magazine, Glove and a breeze - It Rhymes

@ jigabyte - Kamasutra, An open mind, a new setting.

Btw - the beach sounds romatic, but when you try it out, it ain't so great The sand goes EVERYWHERE and is a pain to get out

 

[Aeron]

Omg this is lol. This has turned into soggy-biscuit cybersex version of ol jerry. Because of one prank post. Epic.

 

[ShaunSA]

Btw - the beach sounds romatic, but when you try it out, it ain't so great The sand goes EVERYWHERE and is a pain to get out

The one and only time I tried that one I was getting sand out of my ears a week later

 

[chiskop]

The one and only time I tried that one I was getting sand out of my ears a week later

You're doing it wrong.

 

[Mila]

How did you get it in your ears?!!!

Reminds me of:


If sex is a pain in the @$$ your doing it the wrong way....

 

[Slootvreter]

If sex is a pain in the @$$ your doing it the wrong way....

It means you forgot something

 

[Mila]

LOLZ!!
I'm still waiting on shaun and the sand story...