Aussies cant stand the heat..so they start cheating

Flanders

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Gloves in front - not out! Simple as that.

There should be a rule where if it's not referred after the intitial dismissal, the batsman wrongfully given out should come back out on to the crease from the changeroom and continue playing after replays/3rd umpire finally confirms the truth. This would set an example and would be nothing short of embarrasing for the offending side/player.

There was an incident in the SA-AUS test series (I think it was the last test) where MacDonald clearly got away with murder. He took a c/b "catch" off the pitch where the ball CLEARLY deflected off the ground and into his hand. I could not believe it.

The underlying issue here is that these incidents are ones where the offending player KNOWS he's done wrong and he tries to ride the system. Of course there can be innocent mistakes but this one and the MacDonald "catch" are examples of more sinister activity. They should be nailed for it.

Anyway, this will just make us beating them here even sweeter!
 
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killadoob

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Yea but flanders thats not cheating as such as he more than likely thought it hit the bat, what haddin did was cheating and i rate the only way to stop this sort of thing is ban players for 6-12 months.
 

Devill

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Yea but flanders thats not cheating as such as he more than likely thought it hit the bat, what haddin did was cheating and i rate the only way to stop this sort of thing is ban players for 6-12 months.

Stop being an Aussie lover!! :mad:

I sayban him for life :p:D
 

Flanders

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Killa, what I'm talking about was MacDonald bowling, batsman contacts, hits forward and MacDonald claiming the catch off the pitch when the replay clearly showed the ball making contact with the ground and bouncing up into his hand. Granted MacDonald didn't make the loudest shout but he certainly didn't argue it.
 

HypoThesis

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Dude this is flippin awesome :)

I would be prepared to supply that banner for free to anyone who goes to the games :)

:D:D:D

I'm going to the Wanderers test. I dunno if insulting posters are allowed though...those bright orange rent-a-cops seem appropriately dressed to match the colour of the vegetable stuck up their backsides...

rwenzori mind if some of us borrowed the idea? :p
 

rwenzori

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:D:D:D

I'm going to the Wanderers test. I dunno if insulting posters are allowed though...those bright orange rent-a-cops seem appropriately dressed to match the colour of the vegetable stuck up their backsides...

rwenzori mind if some of us borrowed the idea? :p

Go for it - it's all yours! I sadly cannot get to games.
:D
 

HypoThesis

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Since I've bought tickets for all 5 days maybe a poster a day? lol. Some ideas...

Brad Haddin: Brilliant behind and in front of the stumps.
Book launch! Haddin: By My Own Rules
Brad, Ricky needs a wicket!
Out. Caught and Bowled, Haddin
 

kryptik

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LOL Rwenzori, good one! Doesn't the current Australian state of denial remind you guys of a certain ruling South African political party?
 

Tassidar

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Classic thread guys. I hope you all take those banners to the game. The aussies have a history of cheating. In rugby, names like Stuart Dickenson (remember last year with Brad Thorne, and the tri-nations under Rudolph), and Ben Tune (I tested positive for a masking drug that has been used for years, twice, but ARU swept it under the carpet) spring to mind.

Bottom line is those b*st*rds cheat, but scream blue murder if they suspect anyone else of it.
 
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