Australia tour of South Africa 2018

Ho3n3r

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Aussies just doing what comes naturally to them. Bunch of impotent thugs. They so ineffective when they not bullying the oppostion.

Agreed. Incapable of winning anything on equal footing - except the Warne, Waugh, McGrath era's team, I think they would've won the same matches they did even if they didn't say a word. Which is sad in a way, as they tarnished their legend unnecessarily with all the sideshows.
 

Ho3n3r

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Aussie digging into his pocket and then rubbing it on the ball.

Not suspicious at all.
 

Ho3n3r

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And then when he realised he was getting caught on camera, he gets caught again taking the orange/yellow sweet thing from his pocket and hiding it in his underpants. :crylaugh:

Obviously then, when the umpires approached him asking about it, he only had his sunglass cover in his pocket.

C H E A T
 

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Looks like some sandpaper...

Not seen in this shot, but you can clearly see what he was doing with it:

[video]https://twitter.com/therealThabiso7/status/977528893065265152[/video]
 

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Pic of the suspected sandpaper Bancroft had in his hand:

DZDhqP-W4AUf6CB.jpg

More than enough evidence for the BCCICC. Probably won't use it, though.
 

Dan C

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Clear evidence of Bancroft shoving the suspected sandpaper into the front of his pants, just before the umpires queried him about what they saw before.

https://twitter.com/Gaza_2580/status/977529901468315649

How *****n stupid can you be when your on TV....

The camera zooms in on Bancroft. Not going to be an easy time after the day's play I guess. Shockingly he was caught on camera using an object to roughen up one side of the ball to aid reverse swing. The umps intervened and the match referee has another case to handle
 
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Starc to Markram, THAT'S OUT!! Caught!!

151/3 lead by 207
And right before the tea break!!! Damn it man!!!

I see Aussie coaching staff frantically making notes, probably preparing a 'plausible' explanation for the mysterious yellow paper.
 

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Cheating like that should carry an automatic match time penalty of 50 runs gifted to the prejudiced team.
 
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