Bad Parking Pictures

[Rickster]

Had the same at a BP, the fat ****er sent the petrol attendant to fetch me in the store, I told him I'll move my car when I'm finished shopping and ready to leave. Took my time, watched the guy eventually struggle over the passenger seat and center console. As he got to his seat, I paid, and got in my car, the guy went ballistic in his car, the entire place heard him screaming, just laughed as I drove off.

No dude, if you are pumping petrol you cant just hop out and go to the shop, its infuriating. You pump, park at the spot for the petrol station shop, then you shop.

 

[Grant]

I have done exactly this once. Never again.

Funny enough, it was also a AMG merc, but a C class one. Parked so close to him that he would have knocked his and my car.

After 2 hours of mall adventure I came back, and mr merc was waiting there sitting on the floor. I started laughing. He was so furious he wanted to p klap me. Was a chubby little dude, as he tried to swing at me he actually fell over his own plakkie and hurt his knee. I helped him up and asked him to calm down. He did and apologized. All was good in the end, but it could have ended bad, him ending up in hospital with a few broken rips

you're more the gentleman than i

were i in your shoes, after he'd taken a swing at me and missed landing on the floor, if possible i would have pee'd on his head, then run over his hands while reversing out of the parking - but that's just me !

 

[Glammy]

Beauty this morning. ND602755.

The car next to her is me, and I admittedly parked like a bit of a chop as well as a result of her taking up part of the space. I was only a little bit over the line to the left and it was into the "road" and not taking up space of another parking

 

[Slootvreter]

He/she drives a BMW, what else did you expect?

I should get myself a BMW, then people expect me to drive like an ******* and help cyclists off the road.

He drives a BMW? So THAT'S why he parked like a prick? I wonder what all the Polo drivers who park badly use as an excuse.

 

[GhostSixFour]

This thread has made me back out and re-park a couple of times when the car is even close to the line, never mind over it.. Don't want my car ending up here..

 

[Electric]

I park skew on purpose to see if any of you are really watching.

 

[Cicero]

Beauty this morning. ND602755.

The car next to her is me, and I admittedly parked like a bit of a chop as well as a result of her taking up part of the space. I was only a little bit over the line to the left and it was into the "road" and not taking up space of another parking

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lol, and she's the wrong way around. But that parking is horrible man, have you tried parking underground there!? Fokken impossible to park properly.

 

[Glammy]

lol, and she's the wrong way around. But that parking is horrible man, have you tried parking underground there!? Fokken impossible to park properly.

Haha, I know. Those parkings are terrible! So tiny, and I have a small car and it's not easy!

 

[morkhans]

Mentally disabled.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Had the same at a BP, the fat ****er sent the petrol attendant to fetch me in the store, I told him I'll move my car when I'm finished shopping and ready to leave. Took my time, watched the guy eventually struggle over the passenger seat and center console. As he got to his seat, I paid, and got in my car, the guy went ballistic in his car, the entire place heard him screaming, just laughed as I drove off.

His problem - had he parked properly and correctly in the first place...

Maar nou ja, daar's nie pilletjies vir dommigheid of luiheid nie...

 

[The_Unbeliever]

No dude, if you are pumping petrol you cant just hop out and go to the shop, its infuriating. You pump, park at the spot for the petrol station shop, then you shop.

He wasn't pumping petrol... the fat guy was not parked properly and could not get into his car at all...

 

[Dom1n8tr1x]

I'll never get the mentality of some people. The owner of this vehicle just stopped on the red line and ran across the road to the shop. There is a nice big parking lot with loads of empty parking bays less than 20 meters down the road.

 

[Quantum Theory]

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Mentally disabled.

You spend too much time at the gym...

 

[morkhans]

You spend too much time at the gym...

That or mentally retarded people spend too much time in disabled bays

 

[Creag]

That or mentally retarded people spend too much time in disabled bays

Respectfully, I am going with the latter.

 

[xrapidx]

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Mentally disabled.

Seen the same guy park over two parkings in the VA parking... literally, centered his car over the white line.

 

[ToxicBunny]

Well its a special car for him..

I'm guessing well over half his salary goes towards it.

 

[Glammy]

Disabled bays. Not sure about the Merc (he may be there legitimately, I didn't see them park or return to the vehicle). But the Jetta parked there so she could go get pizza, and she was walking just fine, she even RAN to the pay station.

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Edit: I will admit three disabled bays here is a bit of overkill, considering there are quite a few more around the other side of the mall as well as "Moms & Tots" and special "Pensioners" ones. But they are very clearly demarcated as being for Disabled Persons.

 

[Grant]

CA 544 773

CA 544 773

Outside Pennypinchers, Sea Point.

This twat decides to park on the corner.
Some old lady was stuck in her wheelchair in the 30degree heat unable to cross the road thanks to this prick.
Managed to get her off the pavement & around the arsehole's truck.

I think I might have accidentally sort of gently reversed into his passenger door when leaving Kauai.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Mokopane, Limpopo (almost forgotten about that one)...