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CA398501. Overheard some teckies complaining that this person parks in that loading zone often.
[video=youtube;LRP30mhqmnQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRP30mhqmnQ[/video]
[video=youtube;LRP30mhqmnQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRP30mhqmnQ[/video]
I think someone must have been drunk when they rolled in to work on Monday morning
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It's at work, so it's dedicated company parking at the client I am based at. I'd rather not name and shame someone who may or may not be able to fire my assDon't hide the number plate. Name and shame!
Today, was a truly momentous day for me. I was able to see a very rare occurence.
First - I spotted a perfect nesting example of the Gauteng Spotted Douchebag, in its natural habitat.
In this case, Sandton City.
Note the large white body, and the very distinctive nesting display - showing everyone that the nest was his, and that they could **** off. The light was quite bad, but I had to take a photo of this prime specimen.
And then it happened. As I was about to leave, I noticed the Spotted Douche leave the nest, and promptly be replaced by the female of the species.
The Lesser Spotted Gauteng Douchebag. Truly a momentous occasion.
Notice the more rounded shape, and darkened colour. And also compared to the male, a more subdued display that everyone else can **** off.
A timid and skittish creature - I waited for her to move off with her brood, before quickly moving in for a closer look.
In all my years I have never seen such event. This is why I make documentaries and didn't go into the more lucrative adult industry.
Note: for full effect you need to imagine David Attenborough narrating this.
(Ok, that last bit was just my own contribution, but i can almost imagine him saying that too.)