Baleka Mbete: ANC needs cleansing ceremony to appease troubled ancestors

daveza

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”Soon thereafter, I got visits by spirits of two such recently-departed well-known comrades confirming the old man’s message. This is the result of decades and even centuries of neglect of cleansing rituals and ceremonies at various levels. The key take out is: There’s a need for a National Cleansing Ceremony,” Mbete explained.

And we wonder why the country is in such a mess. :mad:
 

Baise

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Comrades, we need a party !! I need some Johhny Blue and lots of Nyama. But if we do this, the people they are going to get angry that we are spending Tax Payers money again.
Wait .... Lightbulb ... We will call it a Cleansing Ceremony to make the ancestors happy - then they will be too scared to complain .. because ancestors ... hehehehehehehe
Brilliant !!
 

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The founding values and culture of servant leadership must be infused back into how we do things. We have to reflect deeply on how we address organisational and societal concerns on factionalism and corruption that feeds on it,” she said.

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now05ster

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It's really about time. Why did they wait so long before turning to alternative remedies?
 

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Willie Trombone

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And how much will your family or friends be charging for this cleansing ceremony Baleka?
*EDIT* @PrimeSteak beat me to it

Yeah, they're freaked out alright... And out of ideas.

/inb4 there's grand corruption involved with the national cleansing conference like with Mandela's funeral...
 

mojoman

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Ancestors say give up those fat paychecks, shiny cars and fancy phones....And put your country first...
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Pegasus

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Well, the ancestors were also criminals...


 

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Hopefully the clowns set up a commission of inquiry to find out from the ancestors whether they should use R100m or R1b from tax payers money to fund this fiasco.
 

rietrot

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This can be a never ending looting opportunity.

Step 1, Loot
Step 2. Have ceremony to say sorry to ancestors for looting.
Step 3. Have ceremony to say sorry for looting in step 2
Step 4 have ceremony to say sorry for looting in step 3.
 

rvZA

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Fokken lol! :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:


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Sinbad

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I think you can start by having an all-hands meeting at Lootfreely house, and then cleanse it while everyone is there.
Fire works well, I believe, for cleansing?
 
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