The Terrible-Two Scam
Phone Scam, Telemarketer | TX, USA | Family & Kids, Liars/Scammers, Technology
(I get a phone call from a private number. I answer it.)
Caller: “Hello, I am [Caller] from Windows Tech Support. I am calling about your Windows computer. Our system shows it has many viruses and I am going to help you work it out.”
Me: “Oh, no! Well, I don’t know much about computers, so I’ll put you on with my daughter. She knows way more about computers than me so she should be able to work with you.”
Caller: “Yes, that will be fine.”
(I put the phone on speaker and hand it to my daughter so I can listen in.)
Daughter: “Hello!”
Caller: “Hello, I am [Caller] from Windows Tech Support. I am calling about your Windows computer. Our system shows it has many viruses and I am going to help you work it out. Okay?”
Daughter: “Okay.”
Caller: “First I need you to click on the start button.”
Daughter: “Start button!”
Caller: “Yes, could you tell me what you see?”
Daughter: “You see?”
Caller: “Ma’am? No, I can’t see. You have to tell me.”
Daughter: “Tell me!”
Caller: “No, ma’am. You have to tell me. What is it you see on your screen?”
Daughter: “Okay, bye bye. I love you. I go on the swing now.”
(Then my very articulate two-year-old daughter hung up, handed me the phone, and went and played on her swing.)