Bikini model says SARS ruined her life

deweyzeph

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Although donations by foreigners are not taxable, the settlement that Van der Merwe reached with Sars has now seen the money being classified as “other income”.

I know you're quoting an article, but this is wrong. Donations from non-residents (for tax purposes) are not taxable. Being a foreigner has nothing to do with it. While it's true that most foreigners are not South African tax residents, technically the taxation of the donation depends on the tax-residency of the person making the donation, not their citizenship.
 

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King Solomon had seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines and his wives led him astray. (1 Kings 11)
One mother-in-law should be more than enough.
Was he the same who lifted sky ? Or was he Hercules or Atlas or something? I get confused between different stories..
 

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I get confused between different stories..

Don't feel bad about it.
The same old gods turn up in numerous beliefs.
For instance, at least half a dozen gods, before Christianity, were born of a virgin, plus other similarities but it has probably been discussed ad nauseam in the "Off Topic" section.
 

azbob

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R168 million for that? She should use some of that money to fix her face. An appearance on Botched could help.

You can find hotter barefooted girls on Kloof Street.

And yes, before anyone says anything, I’m a solid 9/10.
 

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R168 million for that? She should use some of that money to fix her face. An appearance on Botched could help.

You can find hotter barefooted girls on Kloof Street.

And yes, before anyone says anything, I’m a solid 9/10.
Botox perhaps? Her lips don't look natural but I can't fault everything else.
 
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azbob

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Botox perhaps? Her lips don't look natural bit I can't fault everything else.

No man, ForceFate. I thought you had standards. She’s only 25 but looks like a pornstar who can only get jobs doing inter-racial MILF videos.
 

NarrowBandFtw

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who can only get jobs doing inter-racial MILF videos
that's offensive! I'm sure she can also get jobs doing zoophilia, incest or even rape fantasy (jury's out on whether she'd be the victim or the rapist)

If I was single though and I could talcum powder the slag and double wrap beforehand ... I'd tap that!

So do we know yet if she's bankrupt and will pose for Playboy?
posing for Playboy would be quite a step up in moral high-ground for her
 

ForceFate

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No man, ForceFate. I thought you had standards. She’s only 25 but looks like a pornstar who can only get jobs doing inter-racial MILF videos.
I have enough blood for one brain. I can't use both at the same time:p
 

Vrotappel

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I know you're quoting an article, but this is wrong. Donations from non-residents (for tax purposes) are not taxable. Being a foreigner has nothing to do with it. While it's true that most foreigners are not South African tax residents, technically the taxation of the donation depends on the tax-residency of the person making the donation, not their citizenship.

Problem is that is not what really happened.
 

ForceFate

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Rich daddy not declaring all his income hidden money away and concocted the whole story to explain where the money came from.
And paid Saad Hariri "shush" money for when his name gets dragged into the case?
 
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