Bikini model says SARS ruined her life

My_King

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Sars has ruined my life too.
My bond would have been paid off in 2 years if I didn't have to pay tax. Fkers.

Jip, same here.

But now I'm paying for some idiots driving the latest cars and sending their kids to the best universities.
 

NarrowBandFtw

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wondering how the pricing was decided ... was it per hour, per ride, per orifice or per litre of mayo guzzled?
 

Mila

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imagine what she had to do for that money.
Imagine how many orgies that pays for.
Holey cow... pun intended.
 

Mila

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yup, SARS ruined her life, the bukkake ruined her makeup
no orifices was spared.
That is not just one bj and a misionary sexy time.

Imagine having to explain this to dad.
Yes i had to perform. There might be video.
 

ToxicBunny

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no orifices was spared.
That is not just one bj and a misionary sexy time.

Imagine having to explain this to dad.
Yes i had to perform. There might be video.

First question her dad probably asked "How much did they pay you for that"....

When she said R150m he just gave her a nod of approval.
 

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I googled her.
Pretty girl nice chesticals.
How many lays can you buy from other pretty girls for R150 0000?
At least 150...
 

ToxicBunny

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I googled her.
Pretty girl nice chesticals.
How many lays can you buy from other pretty girls for R150 0000?
At least 150...

Can you get those other pretty girls to debase themselves to the level that she very obviously has to for that cash?
 

Mila

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well life is easier when you are pretty.
PAy Sars and go make some more easy money.
The rest of us will shag for pleasure since nobody will pay that amount for my pension fund.
 

NarrowBandFtw

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The dude was 43. Odds are it was just for making it wake up for the first time in ages :ROFL:
unless he likes to watch and has many, many well hung bodyguards ...

or a horse stable ...

I imagine this hottie got completely reamed and creamed in every way imaginable, probably couldn't walk straight for a month

not that I criticise her for it, she's hot and now she's reasonably rich
 

Mila

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Can you get those other pretty girls to debase themselves to the level that she very obviously has to for that cash?
Well its better than kidnapping your friend's child for change (in comparison). Its an age old profesion.
LEt them do what they want to do
I would also have tried to screw sars. **** the ANC anyway.
She is just not clever. Should have opened an account on the Ilse of man.
 
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