Can it get any worse than Vodacom?

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I am Belgian with an extended visitor permit in South Africa. Which mean that I am allowed to stay 2 years in the country. But meanwhile I have applied for permanent residence as both, my girlfriend and I, have our own PTY being started now. I am also the director of a section 21 school for deaf children in Guguletu. I hope that with both our pty's and our school we will be able to give our little help to South Africa which is a beautiful country we really love it. But that's until you meet Vodacom people, who take away all your enthusiasm in starting a company in this country. I've experienced the worst service in my entire life! It started when we arrived in South Africa, Vodacom told us we need to have a bank account, altough I believe that it should be possible to remove the monthly payement from your credit card, I went to the FNB and opened 2 accounts (which we needed anyhow). Went back to the Vodashop and the same guy tells me that he needs 3 months statements, just as he could not have told me that before! But ok, as I am in this country for business reasons and that you can't do business without a phone I asked one of my customers to arrange the subscription and I am now paying him every 3 months.
Now 3 weeks ago I called the Vodashop in Pickbell parkade in Cape Town for a 3G card, Aziza told me that she needed 3 months bank statements and my ID, so I went to the Vodashop gave Aziza my Passport and the book with all my statements from the last year. She told me that it would take 4 to 5 days. Now that is in my opinion already way too long for a stupid 3g card (you get a house loan faster than that). But that was still in my hopefull days. After 5 days there was no news from the Vodashop so I went back and she told me she had no time for me now but that she would call me back later in the afternoon. If you believe that they would really do what they tell you forget it, you must really call back yourself to find out. In fact I went back to the shop, the first question they ask you is who have you been dealing with, now i believe that it this is not the customer's problem, as customer you make an application and every one in the company should be able to tell you what is happening with your application, I mean imagine she gets under a car then suddenly nobody can help all these customer because Vodacom aparently do not keep a record in their computer but only in a salesman' brain. Believe me if I tell my customer that I can't help them because my collegue is on leave, our company would be bankcrupt by now but then we are a private company I mean a real one not one as Vodacom.
Unfortunattely my story is still very long, I finally got hold of Aziza who told me that she needed the 3 last statements, altough she copied the statements herself, so she could have taken the correct one (what about if I just bought a dildo for my girlfriend last night, how do you feel about all your bank statements just laying there in a vodacomshop?). Anyhow, i faxed her the three last statements, again NO news, again I tried to call and call and call but always busy with customers. (Isn' it amazing such a bad service and not time for customer because too busy with other customers?)
Okay three days later the last story now is that the bankstatement are until the 8th of August only, well these are the last one I received and as this story as taken so long, now they want the statement until the present day ( if it takes another two weeks it will be invalid again of course)went to the bank, waited in the queue and got my latest bank statement printed, stamped and everything just as in the old days in Russia!
Went again to the shop to hear that now they want my workcontract (they probably never heard about privacy laws) As my employer is in the Netherlands I faxed them an English declaration from my employer that i have been working for my present company since 1998 and that I am the representative in South Africa. Meanwhile we are two weeks down the road and still no card. So let's go back to the shop, (I stopped calling it is useless they are not answering) now they want my full work contract (do they want to know how late I should be in the office, how the company car is arranged, how many time I am supposed to have the company car washed? I really wonder what) Of course my contract is in dutch as my employer and myself are both dutch speaking so now they wanted a translation!!!
This morning I got a phone call from a lady that did not mention her name or the company she is working for and she asked straight for the employement department, I don't know how it is with you but I do get these kind of phone call quite often and they always want a job, so therefore I tell the lady: "listen this is a one man company I am the owner, the cleaner and the employer" and she answered me "thank you this was Vodacom" SHIIIIT that was indeed the wrong answer but hey at the end you get quite nervous he? I called immediately to Aziza who was of course busy so i tried again a hour later but finally two hours later i get a call from her, but it was too late the card had already been refused.
So this is how you try to start a business in this country it does not matter if you have money or not, you will have to deal with these super-bureaucrates who want to know everything about your private life.
What I critisize the girl in the vodashop is that ;
She never call me back (except once) to tell me what is missing.
She copied the wrong bank details herself .
She had no clue which documents where needed when she started.
The shop has no idea what is happening with your case when the correct employee is absent.

What is wrong with Vodacom
They do not instruct the employees correctly about the required papers.
They ask for documents which a very private.
They are so bureaucratic that they do not look at anything else such as the amount of creditcards a customer have or his salary they just care about their forms.
they call people without announcing themself.

What now? Now I am told by a friend that i can just buy the card and then I would not have to supply a pile of documents. Why did the sleswoman not tell me that, while I told her that money was not a problem? My only concern is that I want to be able to shift to the competitors as soon as these are available so that these country can finally develop as I believe that Vodacom and Telkom are the main brakes in the developpment of South Africa.
Long live the competition !!!!
 

Vio

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Jeze shocking stuff, makes me wonder what BS i'm gonna havto go through since I'm up for renewal.
 

diabolus

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Welcome to South African Service. This is not restricted to Vodacom sadly. That statement thing is just hilarious and absurd really. It's actually a rare instance for any large company in SA to "phone you back" , ESPECIALLY if they own your phone-bill or your bank account.

I would also recommend just buying the card cash, get a prepaid sim [also bought cash] and if Vodacom can't supply data-bundles on prepaid [last i checked they can't ] you go to MTN and buy one of their prepaid sims [on which you can load prepaid data-bundles].
 

ic

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spirit of free enterprise, I hereby dub thee "SOFE", welcome to MyADSL :).

[post=177654]Related thread...[/post]

This is actually an international thing - I had major problems when I went to live & work in the UK, and I have British Citizenship - but still had major cr@pola from banks etc in the UK - proof of residence blah blah blah, so it is not just South Africa, but SA does have stricter/dumber exchange control regulations than a lot of other countries, which means companies have to follow the regs...
 

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welcome, SOFE, but may i just say... paragraphs!! :D
 

vodacom3g

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SOFE, you're not alone in your frustration, trying to open a Vodacom Account. GoodGirl also went through this but we eventually got her sorted out. If you need any help, please PM me your contact details and I'll put you in contact with a competent Vodashop.

As ic said, the problem of opening up accounts in a foreign country is quite a frustration. This does not mean your experience should not be a pleasurable one.
 

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I don't suppose we'll ever get any official response from Vodacom on this issue, but it is an indication that the company has turned into a bureaucracy more concerned about the profit margin than the customer - once again, lack of meaningful competition is the root cause of this.

I see this in all business areas in South Africa. There are far too many very large companies covering all the bases and not enough options.

Yes, this type of thing does happen all over the world, but it really is no excuse.

Perhaps if Vodacom spent as much money TRAINING it's staff as it did on funky advertising indicating how wonderful they are, they actually would be wonderful.

SOFE, I admire your patience, I would've kicked up a frikkin' royal stink about it, make no mistake.

You know the biggest BS thing about all this ?
You could've given them fake bank statements. So long as the company name is on there and the contact details are all correct, who cares ? Scr3w them and their invasive policies !

The only way to beat bureaucracy is to play it at it's own game - yes, it's fraud, but so long as you do it right and don't get caught, these money grubbing f@ckers can sit and swivel. They have no morals anyway.

My opinion of Vodacom has dropped yet further - don't even get me started on how these corporate f@ckheads are ripping off the poor in this country via their exorbitant pay-as-you-go costs.

Karma will get them, of that, I have no dought ...
 

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Vodacom asked me for Bank Statements, well over a year ago now.
All I needed was a 4U Contract so as to activate "Twin Call" which was needed so as my built in Cell Phone Kit in my car could have its own little Sim Card in a Credit Card Format.
The Salesperson at Canal Walk asked me several times and even phoned me about my Bank Statements he had to have.
I told him that I would not furnish him with my Bank Statements. Well a week or so later I had a contract with them.
I must agree that the volume of paperwork is substantial.
I had less paperwork when I signed for my bond.

Recently, a Finance Company that I was using to buy a car for the wife wanted my Bank Statements as well. Told them that was out of the question.
My wife has her car. :)
 

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There's it BTTB - just tell them "No, sorry, I REFUSE" - if they want your business, they will usually relent.

For instance, my insurance broker told me I absolutely had to install tracker in my el-cheapo renault clio at a cost of R80 extra a month on my insurance.

I refused. I told the broker I'd go elsewhere. 1 hour later, I got a phone call saying "no problem, your insurance is approved"

You absolutely have to f@ck with these people to get anything done - it's irritating, but the way things work here.
 

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bb_matt said:
There's it BTTB - just tell them "No, sorry, I REFUSE" - if they want your business, they will usually relent.

For instance, my insurance broker told me I absolutely had to install tracker in my el-cheapo renault clio at a cost of R80 extra a month on my insurance.

I refused. I told the broker I'd go elsewhere. 1 hour later, I got a phone call saying "no problem, your insurance is approved"

You absolutely have to f@ck with these people to get anything done - it's irritating, but the way things work here.
Similar Experience with my Insurance Company about how I must install a tracker system on my old 1987 Toyota Bakkie, which has a book value of about R10K. One of those good old Long Wheel Base ones that can load about 2 Tons and just go on forever. :)
I phoned them and told them they are being ridiculous as the Bakkie isn't worth anything as far as book value goes, although to me it is worth more than some of the new rubbish that is on the market for R150K plus.
Well they phoned me back the next day and said it was OK, I need not install a tracker. :)
Perhaps in my case they had to just see that they were being unreasonable.
 
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bb_matt

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SOFE, maybe your best bet would be to follow the BTTB method and start from scratch at a different Vodacom shop.

Get hardcore with them - shout if needs be, throw your toys a bit, mention your an international company and how terrible the service is, how you'll get hold of the media etc. etc. - IOW, really kick up a big stink and DEMAND service NOW.
 

ic

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Or, SOFE could just make contact with v3g, as already posted by v3g...[post=299155]
vodacom3g said:
SOFE, you're not alone in your frustration, trying to open a Vodacom Account. GoodGirl also went through this but we eventually got her sorted out. If you need any help, please PM me your contact details and I'll put you in contact with a competent Vodashop.

As ic said, the problem of opening up accounts in a foreign country is quite a frustration. This does not mean your experience should not be a pleasurable one.
[/post]
 

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wow, thats insane! I am with MTN, i have a contract and have had no problems at all, i was concemplating moving to vodacom but that service is crazy!
 

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SB, I assume you did not read the whole thread to make such a silly statement?

When you opened your contract with MTN, did they ask you for proof of ability to pay? Of course they did! Or did you arrive in this country with no proff of payment ability and MTN just gave you a 4K phone?

That's what this is all about. No one is going to sign a contract with you if you cannot prove you cant pay them.

So let's get a reality check here. SOFE got bad service, that's a fact but what he was required to do is normal and anyone (including MTN) will require this of you. The Vodashop service was bad and should be sorted out.

But don't confuse due process with tardy service.
 

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Hi All,

Just to clarify here, I have known SOFE for a year now, and sympathize with him over this experience. He started off by applying for ADSL and a year later Telkom are still claiming that no ports are available in the center of Cape Town. As he stated he is the local director of an international company and needs online access for email and data.

As money is of little concern (relative to the inconvenience of having no access) I suggested the he try Vodacom 3G. He lives in Hout Bay and has an office in town, 3G coverage is good in both locations and he uses a notebook PC, a match made in heaven.

In defense of Aziza, his accent is strong, though his English is good. But it appears that she never bothered to find out his requirements. He wants to buy a data card for cash, and then pay per gig for data (Pre Paid if neccisary), damn it, he wasn't asking for credit, a free phone or even a contract.

He has not seen this thread yet as he will have to wait till Monday mornings trip to the Internet Cafe, where Telkom and Vodacom have condemned him to do business, but he will contact V3G for advise then.

This is indeed a sorry state for investment in South Africa. :(

Cheers
Chris
 
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vodacom3g

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Caroper, please ask SOFE to make direct contact with me on Monday.

Thanks!
 

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One thing I have found is that it isn't always best to go to the biggest shop - going to the smallest shop often yields better service as there are less customers to attend to and thus the staff have to work harder at getting and keeping the business. My 2c worth..
 

ic

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caroper, please hit the submit reply button :D.
 

caroper

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Hi IC,

Wish I could :)
My wirless keyboard died on me,:(
But two penlights for 3 years is not bad :)

I will resubmit my message now that I have new batteries installed.
 

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vodacom3g said:
Caroper, please ask SOFE to make direct contact with me on Monday.

Thanks!

Thanks V3G,

I saw him earlyer tonight and he told me that he had posted.
I said that you would reply and he must PM you, thanks you didn't let me down.

I also told him to go to the Hout Bay Vodashop, but he is never here during bussiness hours.

Is PrePaid data available yet? I assumed it was.

Between us, lets get him sorted.

Cheers
Chris
 
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