Whats comical is that I actually do know and so too does other ISP's that formulated an effective mitigation strategy.This is comical xD
You obviously think you know what a DDoS is, but in reality have absolutely no idea what you are talking about other than,
"ItS jUsT jUnK tRaFfIc, WhY cAn'T tHeY fIx It"
This isn't quantum physics bud - now that shites complicated.