Johnatan56
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Here I am, 6 hours before my line is supposed to be cancelled, and already without internet. Should have expected it based on the past track record.
A long time ago, while I was still less annoyed than I am now, I was on an OpenServe + Vox 100Mbps 300GB account, times were good, the cap lasted and the general price was all right at ~R1100, but I always yearned for more, that higher upload, the lack of caps or FUP, that slightly cheaper price and the ability to get off of Telkom's network where they'd been messing us all over for over a decade.
So I order my line, pay pro-rata, have Frogfoot come install pretty quick as they could use the previous ducting, within two days of making my appointment. Man was I impressed and happy that I could move so soon after making my decision, to that land of uncapped rainbows.
With an exuberant smile, I checked my e-mail for that magic key to let me connect, but soon found myself lost as it seems to have been sent by the South African post office, and therefore lost forever more.
Not to be off-put, I call in on the 14th of February at 16h00, dialing 1 for new customers, with a mere two minute wait time I was put through. But clouds were brewing in CISP land, for the lady told me "that's not my job, you need to call tech support", and put me through to tech support number. I get put into a lovely queue with ~15 others, waiting those 25 minutes (well, ~32 min total call time) to be put through a lady that said to me "what you want?" verbatim, like an orc from Warcraft 3, to which I replied, how do I connect? I was thrown off the abyss into call music land before my call suddenly cut out.
After that I called again, going through another wait, 40 minutes this time, managing to reach a consultant at ~16:55, asking them where to receive my magic key, being told it is a PPPoE detail but I must make a ticket to get the details. So this man kindly made me a ticket, but sadly I had no understanding of how to log in, as no details to the magic cool zone had been sent to me, but the valiant Mr Edward fought not only the evil IT system to get the registration link sent to me, but even sortied to the gates of Castle Technician, there breaking out and enlisting the aid of Mr Perone to get me those PPPoE details.
Happy with receiving the magic key, I ran to the stables and gave the stable hand the magic key, connecting me to the land of rainbows at a 100/100Mbps speed, but little was I to know that the stable hand would run out of breath every time he had to shovel water out of his international ship when crossing the vast oceans.
/END of part 1.
The rest is a bit more serious from now on, just thought it would make me relax a bit writing it in a silly fashion, since currently I am typing this off my phone, waiting for that call back over half an hour later.
A long time ago, while I was still less annoyed than I am now, I was on an OpenServe + Vox 100Mbps 300GB account, times were good, the cap lasted and the general price was all right at ~R1100, but I always yearned for more, that higher upload, the lack of caps or FUP, that slightly cheaper price and the ability to get off of Telkom's network where they'd been messing us all over for over a decade.
So I order my line, pay pro-rata, have Frogfoot come install pretty quick as they could use the previous ducting, within two days of making my appointment. Man was I impressed and happy that I could move so soon after making my decision, to that land of uncapped rainbows.
With an exuberant smile, I checked my e-mail for that magic key to let me connect, but soon found myself lost as it seems to have been sent by the South African post office, and therefore lost forever more.
Not to be off-put, I call in on the 14th of February at 16h00, dialing 1 for new customers, with a mere two minute wait time I was put through. But clouds were brewing in CISP land, for the lady told me "that's not my job, you need to call tech support", and put me through to tech support number. I get put into a lovely queue with ~15 others, waiting those 25 minutes (well, ~32 min total call time) to be put through a lady that said to me "what you want?" verbatim, like an orc from Warcraft 3, to which I replied, how do I connect? I was thrown off the abyss into call music land before my call suddenly cut out.
After that I called again, going through another wait, 40 minutes this time, managing to reach a consultant at ~16:55, asking them where to receive my magic key, being told it is a PPPoE detail but I must make a ticket to get the details. So this man kindly made me a ticket, but sadly I had no understanding of how to log in, as no details to the magic cool zone had been sent to me, but the valiant Mr Edward fought not only the evil IT system to get the registration link sent to me, but even sortied to the gates of Castle Technician, there breaking out and enlisting the aid of Mr Perone to get me those PPPoE details.
Happy with receiving the magic key, I ran to the stables and gave the stable hand the magic key, connecting me to the land of rainbows at a 100/100Mbps speed, but little was I to know that the stable hand would run out of breath every time he had to shovel water out of his international ship when crossing the vast oceans.
/END of part 1.
The rest is a bit more serious from now on, just thought it would make me relax a bit writing it in a silly fashion, since currently I am typing this off my phone, waiting for that call back over half an hour later.