Corrupt-A-Wish

Prawnapple

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This is a pretty common forum game, so maybe a few of you already know what it is.

Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole. Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

Example:
Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"
Poster 2: "Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it."
"I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"
Poster 3: "Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship."
"I wish for..."
And so on...

I will start,

I wish I was a billionare!
 

Sinbad

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This is a pretty common forum game, so maybe a few of you already know what it is.

Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole. Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

Example:
Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"
Poster 2: "Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it."
"I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"
Poster 3: "Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship."
"I wish for..."
And so on...

I will start,

I wish I was a billionare!
Granted. In Zim dollars.

I wish I were a usd billionaire ;p
 

HunterNW

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Granted. You are now a pilot. However, you are also blind in both eyes

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without picking up weight
Granted. Unfortunately you ate too much bad food and get colon and stomach cancer. Dr remove both, now you eat through a tube.

I wish i had a blonde lady with big boobs.
 

Urist

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Granted, but she has a hunch back with no teeth and is missing an eye.

I wish I was immortal
Granted, have fun waiting trillions and trillions of years in total darkness for the big crunch.

I wish I had superman`s powers.
 

MEIOT

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Granted. But you have a micro dick and suffer from premature ejaculation.

I wish for peace in middle east .............and a blowjob (I maintain this is still one wish) :ROFL:
 

xrapidx

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Granted. But you have a micro dick and suffer from premature ejaculation.

I wish for peace in middle east .............and a blowjob (I maintain this is still one wish) :ROFL:
Granted. Th middle east is nuked and you get a blowjob from the next poster.

I wish this thread would end.

EDIT: Did I win?
 
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UrBaN963

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Granted, everyone but you gets free fuel.

I wish for a personal chef.
 

R13...

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Granted, but kidnaps and cuts off pieces of you while alive, cooks them perfect and feeds you on them.

I wish for a smart talking monkey.
 

BaronBuffoon

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Granted. You have been tied up, had dynamite strapped to you, and are about to be catapulted into Manhatten.

I wish I was a maths prodigy.
 

TribbleZA

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Granted. You have been tied up, had dynamite strapped to you, and are about to be catapulted into Manhatten.

I wish I was a maths prodigy.
Granted - but because you are so good at maths, everyone brings their equations to you and you find you have time for nothing else.

I want a lion as a pet =- that won't eat me.
 

SmartKit

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Granted - but because you are so good at maths, everyone brings their equations to you and you find you have time for nothing else.

I want a lion as a pet =- that won't eat me.
Granted, but he eats everyone else you know and love - you live out a lonely existence with just yourself and Simba, whom you now despise.

I wish for a castle in Ireland.
 
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