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flarkit

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Granted.

It takes 25min to find out the washing machine doesn't work, or that the cat threw up in the bed, because everyone tries to sugar-coat everything.

I wish we all lived in a yellow submarine
 

Hephaestus

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Granted,
Everyone is confined in a 6x8ft cell and can never leave.


I wish I was a racing driver.
 

LaraC

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Granted. Your car of choice is not a rally or formula 1 car but a go cart. Happy racing. :D

I wish the weekend was here.
 

TribbleZA

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Granted. But your salary review was meant to be on Friday - but as the day was skipped in favour of the weekend, you will be on the same salary for the next year.

I wish cinema movies weren't so expensive
 

LaraC

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Granted. You'll be able to watch movies at historically low prices. The movies will also be from that time. :D

I wish I had a bottomless orange juice.
 

Mobus

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Granted. But you have to drink it all at once. Also its luke warm.

Wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair (i am bald).
 

LaraC

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Granted. During your next performance a fanatical fan will throw hair and flowers at you. ;)

I wish I was outspoken.
 

Hephaestus

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Granted, now you are in the order of St. beryl chattering nuns whom can never stop speaking.

Wish I was an FBI agent
 

S.Claus

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Granted, you are stuck in a 4x4 cubical with no field time at all.

I wish that we could pay R2/$1 again.
 
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LaraC

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Granted. America builds a huge wall to isolate itself from the world. The internet dies. :crying:

I wish I had a remote to turn traffic lights green.
 

Mobus

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Granted but it turns all the lights in all directions green at the same time.

I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good.
 

LaraC

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Granted but people soon realise that the messages were altered. You get locked up for fraud. ;)

I wish I had telekinetic powers.
 

Hephaestus

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Granted, you can only move plastic toothpicks

Wish I had the abilities of the Flash
 

LaraC

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Granted but you have no way of turning them on and off at will. It causes more problems than good. :D

I wish I was a super hacker.
 

Hephaestus

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Granted, you can now hack any smart microwave and turn the light on at will, that is all you can do

Wish I could talk to trees
 

LaraC

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Granted. Trees ignore you and wont talk back. :D

I wish I could levitate.
 

Hephaestus

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Granted, you can only levitate 1/4" off the ground and it turns off at will leaving you to fall back to the ground like you were jumping off a 30-story building.

Wish I had the strength of 50 men combined
 

LaraC

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Granted. After your Hulkish gamma ray experiment you become a pacifist. A girl can beat you up. :D

I wish technology could skip ahead a few decades.
 

Hephaestus

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Granted, all tech still around from the 50's skips ahead

Wish I could surf any wave
 

LaraC

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Granted. You are also an astronaut and your mission to mars was fast-tracked. Surfs up. :p

I wish I had a shoe to fit every type of event.
 
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