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LaraC

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Granted. A lockdown was announced for tomorrow but you'll have to work the weekend to catch up. :p

I wish I could play a piano very well.
 

flarkit

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Granted! Somehow you guessed that lockdown would happen (!) and panic bought at cheapie casio keyboard. Over the past month you did nothing except learn to play very, very well. Your neighbours are properly irritated with hearing the scales repeated dozens of times per day. They stage a protest and are dragged off for breaking the rules. No-one gets to hear you nail Ballade pour Adeline.

I wish my garden kept itself neat and tidy
 

etienne_marais

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Granted. The pixies have your garden kept at all times.

You go outside and take a big whiff, instantly you are addicted to pixie dust and you can't explain to your partner why you have to go out every 10 minutes to smell the petunias.

I wish I could stop smoking.
 

LaraC

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Granted, instead of smoking you are on fire. :D

I wish interest on the R500 billion loan is 0%. :sneaky:
 

LaraC

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Granted. The loan period was one nanosecond. ;)

I wish telemarketers weren't so lonely because they keep calling. :D
 

LaraC

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Granted. To keep your body in tune your metabolism increases hundred fold. Your entire food supply is gone in a day. ;)

I wish I knew what's in store for the future.
 

flarkit

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Granted. You have a burst of clairvoyance and see a bright, wonderful future on the horizon. You rush outside to share the awesome news, only to be arrested for being in public without a mask. You're locked away in a padded cell for babbling like a lunatic.

I wish I could buy a roast chicken pie at Woolies
 

S.Claus

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Granted but after eating it you realize you have bird flu, corona, and some rare version of a stomach bug.

I wish I could increase/decrease anything I want in size.
 

etienne_marais

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Granted but after eating it you realize you have bird flu, corona, and some rare version of a stomach bug.

I wish I could increase/decrease anything I want in size.
Granted, but every time you resize something your nose grows or shrinks in proportion.

I wish I discovered the Kruger millions.
 

LaraC

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Granted. Finding the pot of gold meant you killed a rainbow. Your fate will be decided in a kangaroo court. :D

I wish the Earth was as large as Jupiter.
 

TribbleZA

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Granted. But in order to be that large - it has to change orbit. Moving further away from the sun to achieve the new orbit, we all freeze to death on very long, cold days.

I wish everyone's idea of normal was the same.
 

etienne_marais

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Granted, a random plebian troglodyte with bad hygiene was chosen as the norm. You constantly wish for soap to return.

I wish overall cleanliness came automatic without effort.
 

TribbleZA

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Granted. The cleanliness automatic setting is set way too high. OCD level settings. So as a result we never have any fun - it is too dangerous and besides - we are too busy cleaning ourselves and our things.

I wish I had a nice bottle of vodka today.
 

LaraC

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Granted. The delivery guy was thirsty and emptied it for you. :p

I wish all deliveries was on time and in pristine condition.
 

TribbleZA

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Granted. The delivery guy was thirsty and emptied it for you. :p

I wish all deliveries was on time and in pristine condition.
That delivery guy is going to suffer unspeakable acts :mad:

Granted - but everything gets delivered to the wrong addresses as the delivery company only cares about time and condition - not location.
So you always get someone else's stuff.

I wish I could remember to do things I need to do.
 

etienne_marais

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Granted. You get conditional Alzheimers, you forget everything but what needs to be done, including how to do it.

I wish Alzheimers is eradicated.
 

LaraC

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Granted. Nobody forgets anything. Every mistake you ever made are constantly being thrown in your face. It is especially though on the married. BTW are you still fit and starving? :D

I wish I had a eidetic memory.
 
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