I demand a retraction and an apology!
Seconded - killa, there is a line, and you just crossed it man...
JK8 - couscous might seem bland to you, but so are most starches. Same could be said about rice. It's how you cook it and what you serve it with that's important.
Couscous is awesome stuff - I love it. I like harissa lamb chops served with moroccan couscous salad.
Cook some apricots, sultanas, cumin, crushed coriander, chilli, lemon zest briefly, toss into couscous and serve with fresh coriander leaves and drizzled with lemon juice - a dollop of creme fraiche works well too. And cook your couscous with a little chicken stock as well, instead of just water.
You can also use couscous as a crust for meats, but I haven't tried this yet...