Cressida Dick to step down as Metropolitan Police chief

[NarrowBandFtw]

She can Cressida my Dick anytime.

 

[ponder]

You have weird tastes. She doesn't fit any sort of fantasy, suppose the uniform would work if you're a real freak.

Mein Herr bitte,

 

[saturnz]

I was about to go to the urban dictionary....

 

[jack_spratt]

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Shes a lesbian.

 

[mercurial]

Reminds me of Deputy Dick.

 

[TheChamp]

Everything I hear of the Metropolitan police I think if this.

 

[NarrowBandFtw]

Shes a lesbian.

THANK GOD FOR THAT!

 

[Hansolo]

Shes a lesbian.

You know what they say? Once you try Hansolo you start like the poleo. Besides she looks like she needs a good Dick-ing.

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I mean you don't look at the fire when you're poking it with a stick? Gnome what I'm saying? Okay got a good look at her pic not my proudest fap but I think I rose to the occasion.

Oh okay everybody I'll let the security show me the way out. *bow*

 

[rietrot]

Last week, the police watchdog found "disgraceful" misogyny, discrimination and sex harassment among some Met PCs.

I don't believe this in posible in the rainbow pride police

 

[Magnum]

She can Cressida my Dick anytime.

That sounds painful. Those Cars were Heavy and solid....

 

[Ponderer]

It would seem that not every "Tom, Dick, and Harry" can be a police chief.

 

[6spdmanual]

Where does this rank amongst the funniest names ever? I still laugh when I come across this thread.