Delivery bikes create havoc on South African roads

I am not joking.

A regular quantum taxi with "Dance with Your Uncle" or whatever written on the back.

And you can imagine these men were not dressed like they are taking you out for a 5 star meal , if you know what I mean.

Either woolworths or paxi or whoever they are using is partnering with "local talent".

I wet my panties and took the parcel with my one hand on the security button. No greeting or anything from them as well.
Sounds like you needed to order a new set of underpants as well.
 
Studies cost money, doubt you will foot the bill for it, so who do you expect to pay for it? #someoneelsenotmyself
This was the claim Hein made:

“Some of these riders are not local, they’re foreign riders, and in other African countries, they may not have gone through a motorcycle licence test or any motorcycle training; they’ve learnt from their friends,” said Jonker.

He has a website where he could have published the evidence for his claim. He didn't. Not my claims. He made the claims.
 
The next one that tailgates me or deliberately rides in my blind spot is going to receive a RPK! :mad::mad::mad:

ETA: For his education and to save him from harm.
 
Almost leveled a few on the roads. If I hit one I will just keep driving and make like I never saw the person. They are a menace on the roads.
 
Two days ago in Kyalami I drove past a bakkie and motorbike which had collided in an intersection with no functional robots. There was an ambulance and someone taking a nap in the middle of the road under a space blanket.

Kyalami was made for racing!

But risks remain.
 
You shut up. Shouldn't have been on the pavement in the first place, it's your own fault.

#karma #FAFO
Where am I supposed to sell my services?

First incident happened at Pineslopes next to the Debonairs while taking a leisure walk, second time also pineslopes, these guys were practising how to ride their scooters in the parking lot, idiot couldnt keep the bike straight and missed someones parked Range Rover by a few centimetres.

Imagine coming out of the shops to find your car mangled because some chop from an 8th world country was practising right next to it. It would be hard not to beat them up.
 
They must know, that when they run a red light as they all like to do and I hit them going through Green and they fly, I am NOT stopping. I am not missing my Latte for them, its their problem.

they want to drive like idiots, they can die like idiots. I'm tired of almost having people rear-end my car due to emergency breaking because these idiots - with Checkers being the biggest culprits - riding straight through red lights, stop streets or turning from the complete opposite lane and cutting in front of you.
 
There's this one road with roadworks and they also have regular delivery drivers for both Woolworths and Checkers. If there's a delivery driver in front of me driving slowly I do not overtake. I love it. The people behind me get so upset. Like they will get to the red light with the heavy traffic in front sooner. Somehow saving one car length is great.
 
Where am I supposed to sell my services?

First incident happened at Pineslopes next to the Debonairs while taking a leisure walk, second time also pineslopes, these guys were practising how to ride their scooters in the parking lot, idiot couldnt keep the bike straight and missed someones parked Range Rover by a few centimetres.

Imagine coming out of the shops to find your car mangled because some chop from an 8th world country was practising right next to it. It would be hard not to beat them up.
Pineslopes is far too close to where I live. Please move to a different city. Look at all of the chaos that surrounds you.
 
Where am I supposed to sell my services?

First incident happened at Pineslopes next to the Debonairs while taking a leisure walk, second time also pineslopes, these guys were practising how to ride their scooters in the parking lot, idiot couldnt keep the bike straight and missed someones parked Range Rover by a few centimetres.

Imagine coming out of the shops to find your car mangled because some chop from an 8th world country was practising right next to it. It would be hard not to beat them up.
Well, you deserved it!
 
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