Demi Lovato releases gender-neutral sex toy

[maxxis]

That is going to be way too small for most butts here.

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What in the **** is that? Not the yellow thing, the orange thing!

 

[Fulcrum29]

What in the **** is that? Not the yellow thing, the orange thing!

It is a photo of @ShaunSA showing off his cosplay options. I insisted on Demi.

 

[neoprema]

"Take something that exists, rename it to something that appeals to current popular trends" - profit!

 

[ShaunSA]

My hand is 100% African. You know how the Chinese are colonising Africa...

One BBC at a time?

 

[pinball wizard]

One BBC at a time?

Meh, she settled for a white one.

 

[ShaunSA]

Meh, she settled for a white one.

Well she is Chinese. They only come in small.

 

[pinball wizard]

Well she is Chinese. They only come in small.

Yeah, fits perfectly.

 

[ShaunSA]

Yeah, fits perfectly.

Only the first few times. After that it's always gona be tossing your sausage down a hallway

 

[HunterNW]

Well she is Chinese. They only come in small.

Some like a tight fit.

 

[Dave]

Gender neutral...my ass!

Talking like that will have the Smurf sniffing around it.

My ass is also gender neutral

Oh

Too late...

 

[Dave]

Some like a tight fit.

Did @Pineapple Smurf tell you that?

 

[cavedog]

@cavedog plays hard to get on grindr

Guys like that end up on the shelf gathering dust

I want to object but it's the truth...

 

[OkPlankton]

PSA: Don't read threads when @Pineapple Smurf is not in them. They're just not as entertaining.

 

[PaulMurkin]

@The_Mowgs and I already figured this out last week
For @HunterNW is not into anal so what I did was use tons of lube and inserted a fleshlight into my bum
Hunter then rode me all night long doggy style
He loved it
Every time I farted it sent shivers up his peen

Pics or it didn't happen...

 

[dualmeister]

Pics or it didn't happen...

 

[Goosfrabba]

I'll wait until it's bundled with Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle

 

[Lupus]

My arse is a one way street buddy.

Me exit hole, remains me exit.

 

[Fulcrum29]

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You should be careful for what you wish for, rumours have it that @The_Mowgs is nicknamed The Spitting Cobra.

 

[Dave]

I'll wait until it's bundled with Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle

Are you referring to Demi's dildo or @Pineapple Smurf's ass?

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Are you referring to Demi's dildo or @Pineapple Smurf's ass?

Which ever one that turns you on the most