Dirty weekend in the mother city

[Hoof-Hearted]

Surprising the wench with a dirty weekend away over Easter and am looking for some accommodation suggestions .

Sorted to spend the last day in Franschoek but looking for 3 days-odd at a chilled spot before that.

Don't want to be in the city itself ... ammo not too much of an issue and a room with a view of the ocean wouldn't hurt... not interested in the resorty type thing

referals would be greatly appreciated

 

[DJ...]

Why would you take your mother-in-law on a surprise trip to Cape Town?

 

[Hoof-Hearted]

Why would you take your mother-in-law on a surprise trip to Cape Town?

WTF dude ?? where'd I mention a mother-in-law

 

[DJ...]

Surprising the wench with ...

^^^

WTF dude ?? where'd I mention a mother-in-law

 

[Hoof-Hearted]

nah mate ... you got the wrong idea

Wench = wanton woman or in archaic terms ... a strumpet

To go wenching = To consort or engage in sxl relations with wanton women



hawt mother-in-laws always welcome though

 

[Budza]

And you have ammo, with a nearby ocean to dispose of the body...

 

[Hoof-Hearted]

And you have ammo, with a nearby ocean to dispose of the body...

heheheheh....

 

[DJ...]

*Applauds a terrific derail*

Well done gents. We even had the OP complicit in the derail from the outset...

 

[Budza]

I love it. Not in my threads though

 

[Hoof-Hearted]

* busily types up new thread *

[wonder where I can hide the fsker and still get some decent gen)

 

[Budza]

Seriously though, try a guest house in Simonstown or something. Close to Boulders Beach, sea view with mountain right behind you. Best part is that area isn't that expensive...

Bit of a drive from F.Hoek though.

Otherwise, Le Petite Ferme is great: http://www.lapetiteferme.co.za/

 

[Hoof-Hearted]

Tx. I'll give both suggestions a try.
Don't really mind a bit of a drive to F.Hoek from that side of False Bay

Le Petite Ferme looks great ... although Hermanus doesn't really count as CT.... and I'd be forced to catch a game of golf at Arabella ... might put a bit of a damper on the dirty part of the weekend

 

[Budza]

They have two Guest Houses: one in F.Hoek, the other in Hermanus...

 

[Arzy]

Check out Acorns on Oak in Greyton, extremely small picturesque town just out of hermanus with stuff all to do but have a dirty weekend

 

[Nicci]

whats your budget?

 

[waynegohl]

i read something about a R50 massage for a good cause.

 

[Keeper]

i read something about a R50 massage for a good cause.

i'll take 3!

 

[waynegohl]

i'll take 3!