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Frikkie_Van_der_Spytepoep said:
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Translation's hilarious:


You know those late nights at your local bar
Julle weet daai laat aande by jou local bar
You swallow your last shell and ask for the bill
Jy sluk jou laaste dop en vra vir die bill
And just as you get up and want to roll, a loose thing rolls in
En net soos jy opstaan en wil rol, rol daar 'n los ding in
Bartender throws another double there
Barman gooi daar nog 'n dubbel
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
Sat at the bar until late at night
Tot laat in die aand by die bar gesit
And my clutch already slipped early in the evening
En my clutch het al vroeg aand klaar geglip
My girl's nut was already stripped
My girl se moer was al klaar gestrip
So I might as well have one last drink
So ek kan maar net sowel nog 'n laaste drink
Just wanted to pop one over for the road soon
Wou net een vir die pad gou deur kom druk
And slips out the door like a shadow in the night
En soos 'n skim in die nag by die deur uit glip
I swear I just wanted to put my shell down
Ek sweer dat ek my dop net neer wou sit
Then that cat came and shook her ass back and forth
Toe daai kat haar gat heen en weer kom skud
Oh ****, I have to split, but I'm trapped in her dance moves
Oh ****, ek moet split, maar ek's trapped in haar dans moves
Caught between the door and the dance floor
Vasgevang tussen die deur en die dansvloer
**** it, I'm here maybe I stand a chance bro
**** it, ek's hier maybe staan ek 'n kans bru
Tonight daddy makes the dolls **** dance dude
Vanaand laat pappa die poppe fokken dans dude
Nice moves, I tune as she rolls past me
Nice moves, tune ek toe sy verby my rol
I say barmen quickly fill her shell again
Ek sê barmen maak gou haar dop weer vol
She's like, hello, I'm Carmen, what's your name skattebol?
Sy's like, hallo, ek's Carmen, wat's jou naam skattebol?
I'm Daddy P, baby, and I'm in the mood for fun
Ek's Pappa P, baby, en ek's lus vir jol
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
No, Sweetie, I don't know
Nee Skattie fokken weet nie
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
That my tanks are not empty
Dat my tenks klaar leeg nie
So don't tell Sweetie
So don't tell Skattie
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
From me and you
Van my en jou
Sitting at the bar all night and getting ****ed
Heel aand by die bar sit en ****ed geraak
Sitting up late into the night talking ****
Tot laat aand gesit en klomp kak gepraat
I could feel tonight I was going to poop
Ek kon voel vanaand gaan ek kak kom maak
Any thoughts of home left my head
Enige thoughts van die huis het my kop verlaat
Done talking, this was a planned attack
Klaar gepraat, dié was 'n planned attack
I blacked out here and there
Ek het hier en daar fokken uitgeblack
Still sitting and chatting with her at the bar
Nog gesit en met haar by die bar gechat
Then she whispered in my ear "babe, I'll be right back"
Toe fluister sy in my oor "babe, I'll be right back"
If it took me so long, she might be a jerk
Sy't so lank gevat ek dog sy druk dalk 'n drol
And I had to pee myself so I rolled to the stalls
En ek moes self pee so ek het na die stalls gerol
But a hand suddenly tugged at my back
Maar 'n hand het my skielik aan my rug geruk
And pressed me against the toilet wall
En my vas teen die toilet se muur gedruk
I was startled, remember I was heavily drunk
Ek het geskrik, onthou ek was dik gesuip
Damn, my story is out of the question
Gedog, fok, my storie is uit gefluit
Try to escape, I focus to look up
Try escape, ek focus om op te kyk
And see it's she who comes to grab my dick
En sien dis sy wat my so aan die piel kom gryp
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
No, Sweetie, I don't know
Nee Skattie fokken weet nie
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
That my tanks are not empty
Dat my tenks klaar leeg nie
So don't tell Sweetheart
So don't tell Skattie
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
From me and you
Van my en jou
Don't overshare you know what happens next
Don't overshare jy weet wat next gebeur
Tearing each other through and through, back and forth
Mekaar deur en deur, heen en weer verskeur
Oh lord no, over everything like a bomb exploding
O here nee, oor alles soos 'n bom ontplof
Then reality came knocking on my door again
Toe kom reality weer aan my deur geklop
****, 32 missed calls
Fok, 32 missed calls
While the crazy spins around in her mouth
Terwyl die dol my tol in haar mond rond rol
****, ok, chill, I have to think hard soon
****, ok, chill, ek moet mooi dink gou
High five, check, I'll get you on the dance floor now
High five, check, ek kry jou op die dansvloer nou
Got to go, hello?
Gots to go, hallo?
"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?"
"WAAR DE FOK IS JY?"
Hey!
Hey!
Sorry, just got my phone
Sorry, nou net eers my foon gekry
Someone tried to steal it when I was driving home
Iemand het dit try steel toe ek wou huistoe ry
What?
Wat?
You're talking ****ing **** to me now!
Jy praat mos nou fokken kak met my!
You posted stories about a girl who hung around!
Jy't stories gepost van 'n girl wat rond gehang het!
It was HIM that's how we caught the box!
Dit was HY dis hoe ons die **** uitgevang het!
I swear baby why would I ever lie to you
Ek sweer baby, hoekom sal ek ooit vir jou jok
I'd let you talk to him but he's screwed
Ek sou laat jy met hom praat maar hy's opgefok
You sound drunk!
Jy klink gesuip!
No, I'm just stressed
Nee, ek's maar net gestress
Can't believe I have my phone, feel so lost
Kan nie glo ek het my foon nie, voel so gebless
See you now, just want to calm down soon
Sien jou nou, wil net gou nug-ag rustig raak
Moral of the story don't post stories at the bar
Moral of the story don't post stories by die bar
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
No, Sweetie, I don't know
Nee Skattie fokken weet nie
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
That my tanks are not empty
Dat my tenks klaar leeg nie
So don't tell Sweetie
So don't tell Skattie
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
From me and you
Van my en jou
Cutie doesn't know
Skattie doesn't know
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