Discovery has launched a new life expectancy calculator – take the test

[BusinessTech]

Discovery has launched a new life expectancy calculator – take the test

Discovery has launched its new Vitality Healthy Futures calculator, which analyses an individual’s unique biometrics to give them a basic overview of their health and lifestyle.

 

[dualmeister]

Sorry I could not take the test.

 

[Binary_Bark]

Sorry I could not take the test.

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Damn, no option for Apache Hellicopter?

 

[Zophos]

I apparently have another 47 years in me.

47 years of this BS, no thank you...I am taking up smoking and heavy drinking and cutting vegetables today!

Be the change you want to see in others!

 

[dualmeister]

According to the test, I'm going to live for 80 years

 

[Deadmanza]

I apparently have another 47 years in me.

47 years of this BS, no thank you...I am taking up smoking and heavy drinking at cutting vegetables today!

Be the change you want to see in others!

Same.

 

[duckgray]

48 years...

 

[SaucePlz]

42 years to go, but I'm working hard on getting that number down.

 

[gregmcc]

Another BS test

 

[Moosedrool]

39

No account given to living in Johannesburg with radioactive minedump dust.
No account given to the stress and motivational levels working and living under this government.
No account given to the risk of some taxi driver crashing into you.
No account given to the murder rate in this country.
No account given to the overall average south african life expectancy.

 

[pinball wizard]

According to the test, I'm going to live for 80 years

Ladies blouse. It pegged me at 90.

 

[wizardofid]

5

Great scott, that is way too long

*lol didnt actually check, Iam guessing here

 

[Bighit]

I apparently have another 47 years in me.

47 years of this BS, no thank you...I am taking up smoking and heavy drinking and cutting vegetables today!

Be the change you want to see in others!

Same,
Your personal profile indicates that you will live, on average, another 47 years.

 

[Hemi300c]

More discovery spam incoming

 

[Aghori]

According to the test, I'm supposed to be already dead... wtf

 

[NarrowBandFtw]

Sorry I could not take the test.

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I think they're trying to imply that trannies are immortal, no need to take the test if you're not one of those cis gender trans-phobes

 

[Johnatan56]

3 years younger based on it as don't know most of those stats off by heart, have another 57 years (49 good).

This confuses me, I am on the excellent I thought at 49 based on tables I was following? Am I doing the calc wrong?

Love how they tell you how big a serving is after:

Said 2 servings, since usually have an apple and a banana, but they don't specify weight/size, same for vegetable since I do around 200g a day but as one serving around late lunch, same applies to all of it basically.

Based on family, it would not surprise me if I lived to 100 since they all seem to be hitting it bar one that died of cancer in their 90's, and all seem to have had good quality of life till at least late 80's.

Ah well.

 

[Stokstert]

They reckon I should make 73 years, while already at 73. That only shows that they took my birth year and month into consideration.

 

[ghostRgg]

39

No account given to living in Johannesburg with radioactive minedump dust.
No account given to the stress and motivational levels working and living under this government.
No account given to the risk of some taxi driver crashing into you.
No account given to the murder rate in this country.
No account given to the overall average south african life expectancy.

I mean just living here should be an easy +20 to the life calculation. Im young but make old man noises already...

 

[Intox]

What a BS test, 42 years left, there is no way, I will be long dead before then