I hate those call centre agents where you can actually hear them reading off a script
It was funny the one time I actually received a call
Call agent: Am I speaking with Mr Cash Cow?
Me: Well since you phoned me on my phone you should be
Call Agent: It is good to speak to you Mr Cash Cow and how are you?
Me: I'm Fine
Call Agent: I am great, thanks for asking
Me: I didn't ask