Do you think Tiger Woods was sincere in his televised apology?

Do you think Tiger Woods was sincere in his televised apology?

  • Yes

    Votes: 9 14.8%
  • No

    Votes: 42 68.9%
  • Unsure

    Votes: 10 16.4%

  • Total voters
    61

undesign

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What Tiger SHOULD have said....

To my wife, I'm sorry. I f**ked up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this **** or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.

To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my d**k is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop puts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.

To the media. You c**ksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my a*** for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. F**k ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullsh*t questions over and over again.

To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian a***! You motherf****rs come out ripping me when I've put more f**king money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-f**king-Parnavik? Give me a f**king break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.

That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....
Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.

LOL brilliant!
 

gentleman1

Active Member
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Feb 25, 2010
Messages
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he was bluffing but he was forced to do this statement. All the big companies took a stand:).
 

Eonblack

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Feb 15, 2010
Messages
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What Tiger SHOULD have said....

To my wife, I'm sorry. I f**ked up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this **** or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.

To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my d**k is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop puts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.

To the media. You c**ksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my a*** for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. F**k ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullsh*t questions over and over again.

To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian a***! You motherf****rs come out ripping me when I've put more f**king money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-f**king-Parnavik? Give me a f**king break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.

That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....
Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.

I lol'd, but yes, who the hell cares where Tiger sticks his D**ck, as long as he's a good sportsman, who cares...
 

Eonblack

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Feb 15, 2010
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Well, as a sportsman, your Job isn't exactly to be very respectable, look at Shane Warne...
 

Kornhub

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People who cheat should never ever be forgiven in my books...especially a high profile person like himself. DISGUSTING!
 
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