Elon Musk is auctioning off Twitter HQ equipment - including a pizza oven and "kegerator"

[Jan]

Elon Musk is cleaning house with a Twitter HQ auction — photos of what will be on offer

International auction firm Heritage Global Partners will be offering a wide range of office and kitchen equipment from Twitter's headquarters in San Francisco in an auction early next year.

This comes after "Chief Twit" Elon Musk fired thousands of Twitter employees in the past few weeks, many of whom worked at the corporate head office.

 

[hj007]

Desperate times call for desperate measures...

 

[dualmeister]

Sell the air fryers!

 

[ShaunSA]

@Unhappy438 is this going to be one of those ree threads?

 

[cerebus]

I'll take the coffee machine and the stand mixer, thanks

 

[Cranjus McBasketball]

A blue bird statue you say? Just what I need to complete my coloured bird statue collection.

 

[R13...]

I'll take that chair.

 

[ShaunSA]

I'll take the Kegerator

 

[Unhappy438]

@Unhappy438 is this going to be one of those ree threads?

Just think, Elon might have touched some of these products, that must excite you.

 

[ShaunSA]

I'll take the coffee machine and the stand mixer, thanks

Aren't you an anti-Musket? Why would you support his money making scheme?

 

[R13...]

Though if Musk was smart he should have kept all that kitchen stuff and charged employees for meals to recoup the costs. Though he should have done that before firing 70% of the employees, those were potential customers.

 

[ShaunSA]

Just think, Elon might have touched some of these products, that must excite you.

Meh. Eelawn's not my type. Not enough meat on those bones

 

[yebocan]

..well, going to need space for all those sleeping cots...

 

[Goosfrabba]

They could learn a thing or two from Red Bull Racing on how to get catering through the books

 

[rh1]

Meh. Eelawn's not my type. Not enough meat on those bones

Even if he was a woman, Zombie skin tone does not work for me.

 

[Nuke]

Instead of selling all the kitchen equipment, why not expand into the fast food business. Build a drive though at the TwitterHQ. Also, anyone not coding fast enough will be send to flip burgers and talk to angry customers as punishment. Come on Elon, where is your business savvy?

 

[SlinkyMike]

LOL. It is so fscking weird that this is news. Journalism is dead. Long live garage sale inventories. What a time to be alive.

 

[ScrooV]

No T-shirts?

 

[r00igev@@r]

I'm only here for the horse and the massage tables.

 

[Unhappy438]

Meh. Eelawn's not my type. Not enough meat on those bones

He's definitely in the overweight bracket, you like your people built like sumo wrestlers or something?