- Apr 30, 2009
I hope Tik Tok is next.... and OnlyFans (sorry 46Female)
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The sad part is this is actually pretty accurate. Social media is the worst thing to ever happen to the human race.And in today's news, millions of human were spotted for the first time in years as they were forced to put down their phones and go outside.
Many were questioned after they were spotted clutching pictures of themselves. "I haven't been able to upload a selfie in 3 hours. This is all that is left of my life" said one user after she was spotted posing for a picture with an empty hand which we guessed would have been a mobile phone.
There is desperation here in the cities. People are queuing up in large numbers outside of stores desperate to buy sun tanning lotion. "It burns" said one pasty white young man, "I cannot walk more than ten meters in the sun without having to take cover under shade."
That's all from the news team for now. We will keep you updated on the dramatic events unfolding worldwide.