Family 'Too Fat to Work' Collects Annual $30,000 Disability

daveza

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Is the one in blue supposed to be a man ?

At least he won't have to worry about guys dating his daughters.
One dinner-out and there goes a months salary !
 

gregmcc

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I’m a student and don’t have time to exercise

Oh boo hoo hooo!!

You lazy fat bast@rd! Get off your fat ass and do something about it.

Man this p1sses me off. Not only are they fat - they're fat and stupid! :mad:
 

BTTB

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"We're fat because it's in our genes. Our whole family is overweight"
And the scrawny people who were held captive in the Concentration Camps in Nazi Germany during WWII? :confused:
 

daveza

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This lot could be incarcerated without food for 3 years and still come out slightly plump.
 

CyraxHB

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If they can walk then they can work for a living!

I suppose in their defence, they are only getting about £21500 per year for 4 people. That amount is a fairly low paying salary for one person (in the london area anyway) so it doesnt leave them with much disposable income.
 

flarkit

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That father doesn't look incapacitated: you can still make out his neck! As stated before, with a home PC you can make a living. And with 4 of them, it could be quite lucrative. There's still a market for fatty pr0n.
 

Kim_Webchick

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I am sorry to fat to work it is more thank likely to lazy to work. They should all get off the couch and start exercising and stop eating junk. Then get jobs.
 

Ou grote

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That father doesn't look incapacitated: you can still make out his neck! As stated before, with a home PC you can make a living. And with 4 of them, it could be quite lucrative. There's still a market for fatty pr0n.

Stuck between :sick: and :D.

Good one
 

flarkit

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LOL, apologies. Guess we won't bring "the family that plays together..." into this then? :D

Still, now that they've had some free publicity, they could quite easily start up a lucrative little business. Just think of all the reality show possibilities, for crying out loud
 
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