Find out if cheating's in their blood

[ShaunSA]

http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/06/18/find-out-if-cheating-s-in-their-blood

One of the stranger requests his company had received was a range of bras – one a week for five weeks – belonging to an Eastern Cape socialite with a suspicious husband, but the most memorable was a 1.5l bottle of Valpre filled halfway with a mystery substance.

A well-known psychiatrist had found it in the family car and, suspecting his university-going daughter of backseat shenanigans, he decided to have it tested. His suspicions were not unfounded - the substance was semen, but it turned out that his wife was cheating.

For anyone wanting to check up on their spouse/partner

 

[grok]

1.5l bottle of Valpre filled halfway with a mystery substance.

That's a serious amount of infidelity!

 

[Grant]

but the most memorable was a 1.5l bottle of Valpre filled halfway with a mystery substance. . . . . .he decided to have it tested. His suspicions were not unfounded - the substance was semen

dafuq

she was keeping over half a litre of jizz in the car ????

 

[ShaunSA]

dafuq

she was keeping over half a litre of jizz in the car ????

Collectors

This one was also interesting

In another case, Pillay said a woman discovered a white substance on her fiancé's underwear. The DNA test results revealed that it was semen, but it did not belong to her husband to be, leading to her discovery that her man was bi-sexual.

 

[bwana]

dafuq

she was keeping over half a litre of jizz in the car ????

The new terminology for that is whording.

 

[Devill]

How will a hair sample prove that your SO is cheating?

 

[FrankCastle]

dafuq

she was keeping over half a litre of jizz in the car ????

Im guessing she blew him off and spat in the bottle of water.

some crap writing there.