First phase of South Africa's latest smart city development gets underway

[Lupus]

Why are you not ordering online

He needs to pay his bills

 

[Polymathic]

Calling this a Smart City is essentially like me building a new house and claiming it's a smart village.

 

[Lupus]

Calling this a Smart City is essentially like me building a new house and claiming it's a smart village.

Yes, but at least your house might actually be built

 

[HAL 9000]

He needs to pay his bills

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

No, those are imperialist constructs.

It will include looting, theft, tenders, BMWs, celebrations, BEE, indabas, political assasinations, task teams, and handshakes.

you forgot commissions, spin, hot air, lies, dancing, Champagne, jonnie walker blue, Mclarens, as well as some good old fashioned bull$h1t, just like mother Russia used to make.

 

[Andregr]

PnP ASAP! won't allow me to order items online at the SAME price as their advertised in-store 'special' pricing, or allow me to redeem my SmartShopper points online either.

We can thus safely assume there won't be a PnP in the Smart City!

 

[Lupus]

We can thus safely assume there won't be a PnP in the Smart City!

I mean there won't be a smart city so...

 

[Cosmik Debris]

What is the definition of Smart here? because this just looks like what I'd call a normal city, perhaps with some Estate-style elements? Or is it smart because it's new? I don't really think of detecting water leaks or electrical faults as smart, but perhaps I'm not clear..

In South Africa mediocrity is celebrated as excellence.

 

[Cosmik Debris]

no it includes IOU's, flying ships, vibranium, excuses, dancing, burning and potholes,

why would you expect anything else? these people can barely use a ATM
hence the long lines come payday.

No, it's powered by Mantashe's Hazenile.

South Africa’s Mining Minister Taken in by April Fool’s Joke, Publicises Fake Hazenile​

Mantashe was reported as telling Business Day afterwards, “That was a genuine and an unforeseen error in a good speech with inputs from young economists who are learning in the process. It is equally unfortunate that the editorial team could not notice and fix it on time before delivery.”

South Africa's Mining Minister Taken in by April Fool's Joke, Publicises Fake Hazenile - SA People

PERTH, Australia - Anyone Googling the word "hazenile" will almost immediately come across an April 1, 2019, story on Smart Energy International about a

www.sapeople.com

This guy was promoted to the SG of the ANC after this.

 

[ISP cash cow]

It is a smart city if every house is going to have a firepool

Nkandla 2.0

 

[HAL 9000]

In South Africa mediocrity is celebrated as excellence.

They even hand out these 'demerit' lapel badges for their lowest-scoring under-achievers, so you can more easily identify them...

 

[HAL 9000]

It is a smart city if every house is going to have a firepool

Nkandla 2.0