Floating turd

[Kornhub]

I would have said "Jou p0es" but you don't have one - So get back to wanking in your sock.

Get yourself one of these and you are guaranteed to get some pu$$y tonight and maybe even visit sexytime section in clicks (I mean its not like you can do anything in bed).

 

[epah]

Ever cooked one in a Phillips Airfryer?










Sorry I couldn't help myself. I apologise in advance

 

[Tabac]

So you did !! Did it come out crispy ?

 

[epah]

So you did !! Did it come out crispy ?

Oh shut up, why didn’t you break your damn fingers instead. You need some time out.

 

[Craig_]

It was yo mamma. I said stay ontop but then she rolled over - crushing my ribs.

She's dead so it couldn't have been her, might have been your own mama though, you NW people are known for inbreeding.

 

[BrotherTheresa]

I am also concerned, not too much about floating turds, but about what I call a Titanic Turd. Its the one that starts out floating, breaks in 2 and then sinks. What causes that?

 

[AxField]

I am also concerned, not too much about floating turds, but about what I call a Titanic Turd. Its the one that starts out floating, breaks in 2 and then sinks. What causes that?

It's called turd separation and it's pretty bad to be honest. Clearly you can't keep your sheet together.

 

[ShaunSA]

She's dead so it couldn't have been her, might have been your own mama though, you NW people are known for inbreeding.

Watching you two flirt is becoming painful. Just stfu and shag already.

 

[Craig_]

Watching you two flirt is becoming painful. Just stfu and shag already.

I'd much rather drag my dick through broken glass before I do that.

You on the other hand are welcome to have a go at him. Just keep in mind from the poo thread that it might be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

 

[FiestaST]