FNB is hiring everyone from cybersecurity experts to chemical engineers

[elf_lord_ZC5]

FNB, how can we poach you?

Sunny side up

 

[bwana]

All these experts and they still can't get Apple Pay to work?

 

[The Door]

Sad, they should have had enough IT, and Cyber Security types on board long ago, now they want to poach folks to fill those gaps. EISH!!

Did you read the article? They are expanding into new business. Want to be all things to all people. I wonder if they stock pasta makers...

 

[elf_lord_ZC5]

Did you read the article? They are expanding into new business. Want to be all things to all people. I wonder if they stock pasta makers...

Starting a new business - that does what, that they should not already be competent at?

Running scared of ransom ware attacks?

 

[lunch]

Worked there about a decade ago the pay and benefits are good but it's full corporate and quite stressful. Also jhb lol, no thanks never again

 

[Johnatan56]

But can they implement Apple Pay?

They'll avoid as fee goes to Apple.
I'm still waiting on an EU court case to force Apple to allow NFC to be allowed to be used for payments from e.g. Fnb app, same as on Android.

 

[onpartydig]

But can they implement Apple Pay?

Not in this day and age!!

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

applied many times

Maybe take the hint?

 

[Napalm2880]

They have many financial perks, and that's a big plus. I left because it's still very much big corporate and everything that comes with it.
That's just my experience in the team I was part of.

That pretty much sums it up.

 

[duckgray]

All these experts and they still can't get Apple Pay to work?

as much as I would like Apple Pay, can they get the app to load each page faster first.

 

[Sinbad]

All these experts and they still can't get Apple Pay to work?

Real experts don't give a shiite about apple.

 

[elf_lord_ZC5]

Real experts don't give a shiite about apple.

Unless they Apple Acolytes

 

[Sinbad]

Unless they Apple Acolytes

By definition they're not experts

 

[elf_lord_ZC5]

By definition they're not experts

There be truth in that, maybe not the whole truth, but most of it.

 

[prod]

Real experts don't give a shiite about apple.

Yea sure, that's the reason

Or what was the other one, FNB are the only ones implementing it the proper way.

 

[Bighit]

Worked there about a decade ago the pay and benefits are good but it's full corporate and quite stressful. Also jhb lol, no thanks never again

They actually let you work remote in some positions now.

 

[callvm]

Someone please ELI5 why they need Chemical Engineers?

 

[elf_lord_ZC5]

Yea sure, that's the reason

Or what was the other one, FNB are the only ones implementing it the proper way.

Proper way ...

I thought, every body did it the free way first, the the cheapest way next ... , the progressively from their, patch it till it works ... , then proclaim you are the best ... , and charge your customers as if you had done it properly.

 

[lunch]

Someone please ELI5 why they need Chemical Engineers?

My chem eng buddy was hired at fnb as a business analyst, he's now a full time BA. The nature of the degree doesn't really matter too much, one of the best software Devs in my previous team had a masters in maths and you'd never be able to tell

 

[elf_lord_ZC5]

Someone please ELI5 why they need Chemical Engineers?

Maybe want to take over Sasol