Football Banter Thread (2nd Half)

[The Voice]

And there he scores...

Haven't lost your touch.

 

[Hamster]

Dutch commentators are the best: "Er gaat hij... Yoohoooohooohooooooo!!! Zo naby"

 

[The Voice]

Dutch commentators are the best: "Er gaat hij... Yoohoooohooohooooooo!!! Zo naby"

Still my favourite.

 

[The Voice]

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[Neoprod]

Still my favourite.

Couldn't see too clearly but I think that might have been Dennis Bergkamp.

 

[Hamster]

That red card for Dortmund is a bit harsh

 

[powermzii]

That red card for Dortmund is a bit harsh

Was very harsh I thought

Now a penalty infront of the yellow wall

 

[Hamster]

Was very harsh I thought

Now a penalty infront of the yellow wall

The penalty is also harsh. Rules are so ****ed up.

Farce of a game at this point.

EDIT: I like Ajax but let's just say the worst team on the field isn't winning.

 

[powermzii]

The penalty is also harsh. Rules are so ****ed up.

Farce of a game at this point.

You always fancy Ajax to score though... once they find their shape and composure

 

[Hamster]

You always fancy Ajax to score though... once they find their shape and composure

It's never over with them until the final whistle blows. Line them up with an in form Liverpool or City team and you still wouldn't bet against Ajax with a lot of confidence.

 

[Hamster]

There you go. Cracked his balls but a goal is a goal.

 

[Hamish McPanji]

There you go. Cracked his balls but a goal is a goal.

Can you just say "Liverpool really play schit against 10 players" . Thanks

 

[Hamster]

Can you just say "Liverpool really play schit against 10 players" . Thanks

Well they do.

 

[Hamster]

2-1

 

[powermzii]

It's never over with them until the final whistle blows. Line them up with an in form Liverpool or City team and you still wouldn't bet against Ajax with a lot of confidence.

Well damn..... at the death nogal

 

[Hamish McPanji]

Well they do.

Say it like you mean it, dammit!! Probably too late now

 

[Hamster]

Say it like you mean it, dammit!! Probably too late now

Plastic club with plastic fans!!

 

[Hamster]

Th-th-th-drie - een

 

[Hamish McPanji]

Plastic club with plastic fans!!

I piss on you!!!
/Pours Heineken

 

[thestaggy]

That dive in the Dortmund-Ajax game...

Land on someone else's leg then flail around holding your shin? Christ, footballers...