Football Banter Thread (2nd Half)

[The Voice]

Edit: keep replying in the wrong bloody thread. Arsenal aren't a banter club anymore, damnit!

 

[hawker]

Jota is different gravy

Best Portuguese player in the league.

 

[R13...]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r3pbj5

 

[Polymathic]

City fans at Neymar

 

[AfricanTech]

@Icemanbrfc

 

[Hamish McPanji]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r3pbj5

Lol. What happened next?!!

 

[The Voice]

Bit of a piss-take. Pro Portuguese League match eventually got cancelled because Belenenses came out after the 2nd half with only 7 players - after starting the match against Benfica with 9 (including the keeper).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59448376

 

[The Voice]

@Icemanbrfc

Well I'll be damned. They actually did it on a cold away day at Stoke.

Messi hasn't even been able to get that right.

 

[AfricanTech]

Have you see the conditions the City - West Ham game is being playen in?

 

[The Voice]

Have you see the conditions the City - West Ham game is being playen in?

It's a winter sport.

The Burnley vs Sp*rs game was postponed because the undergrass heating couldn't keep up with the snowfall. I guess the Emptyhad is at least properly equipped.

 

[Hamster]

Come on you red she devils!

 

[Polymathic]

I see Klopp triggered an African Journo

 

[Hamish McPanji]

Thanks Mancs. Don't want the plastics getting too far away

 

[cenredash]

Thanks Mancs. Don't want the plastics getting too far away

You're welcome. Gave you guys +5 GD and took 2 off Kelsey.

 

[cenredash]

I see Klopp triggered an African Journo

Obviously a little racist. Worse than what Rassie did.
Should be banned from all football for 2 months, and from Liverpool for 12months.

 

[Icemanbrfc]

@Icemanbrfc

We are higher than Man United in the league...

 

[Hamster]

W

I see Klopp triggered an African Journo

What a dumb chop.... the journo

 

[purple face]

W

What a dumb chop.... the journo

africa the continent is bigger than the UK

 

[Polymathic]

africa the continent is bigger than the UK

?? Have you been smoking the good shyte?

 

[purple face]

?? Have you been smoking the good shyte?

why what have you been smoking? socks?