Football banter thread

[cenredash]

As a matter of pride some folk from Barnsley, Blackpool and Swindon would like a word with you. Outside.

For the least successful successful team title? I'd have thought I'd have drawn the attention of arsenal, or the spuds at least.

But hey. Us dortmund fans are not afraid of meeting anyone outside. Soon as lockdown ends.

 

[Splinter]

As a matter of pride some folk from Barnsley, Blackpool and Swindon would like a word with you. Outside.

So a few on one then? That's very respectable.

 

[greg0205]

For the least successful successful team title? I'd have thought I'd have drawn the attention of arsenal, or the spuds at least.

But hey. Us dortmund fans are not afraid of meeting anyone outside. Soon as lockdown ends.

An argument could be made that in the last 30 years the gunners and Spurs have new stadiums to play - whatever it is they play - in, and I guess by some metric, a new anything is a success.

Also, I wouldn't worry too much about the Barnsley/Blackpool kinda folk... They pop up from time to time, but they slink back to where they came from just as quickly.

 

[greg0205]

So a few on one then? That's very respectable.

It's why the rest of us only allow them in one time. One time only.

 

[cenredash]

I'm guessing some of the leagues opening up is giving hope to the Liverpool fans.

I can only smile at the stress in those folks. 29 years of waiting and a global pandemic, about 2 games before mathematics become irrelevant. You know when they say you can't make this stuff up. This is the sort of thing they talk about.

It's the hope that kills.

 

[greg0205]

Okay boys... Time to cross fingers or toes, rub your lucky rabbit's foot or your crucifix, put on your lucky underwear, whatever it takes...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1266051676781383684

June 17.

 

[CAPS LOCK]

Are games to be played behind closed doors? Can't bear to watch a game played in an empty stadium.

 

[greg0205]

Are games to be played behind closed doors? Can't bear to watch a game played in an empty stadium.

Guaranteed to be behind closed doors.

All I really care about right now is the toffees and Palace. Six points from two games.

 

[Fox1]

Are games to be played behind closed doors? Can't bear to watch a game played in an empty stadium.

Yeah but you might get a holographic crowd and a synthetic crowd audio.

 

[Quey_Quick]

Yeah but you might get a holographic crowd and a synthetic crowd audio.

So FIFA 20?

 

[Hamish McPanji]

Yeah but you might get a holographic crowd and a synthetic crowd audio.

I prefer Korean sex dolls. They was at least cute. And the cameras can focus on them during the out takes

 

[Splinter]

Well, at least there's hope for Liverpool.

 

[KOPITE]

We faking EPL Champions soon maderfakkers

We’ll soon take our place where we ultimately belong as the most successful English team

Take that you Mancs

 

[greg0205]

Everyone good? Relaxed? Quiet weekend? Only two days 'till bottle stores open?

Yeah...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1266656106975240192

How about now?

 

[KOPITE]

The Athletico game should have never been played, hope they cancel the UCL this year

 

[Suspect99]

The Athletico game should have never been played, hope they cancel the UCL this year

 

[Splinter]

We faking EPL Champions soon maderfakkers

We’ll soon take our place where we ultimately belong as the most successful English team

Take that you Mancs

Oh dear. You jinxing your team again dude.

 

[KOPITE]

Oh dear. You jinxing your team again dude.

How?

 

[greg0205]

 

[Splinter]

How?

Well, I warned you before about jinxing your team, iirc, and then Covid lockdown happened