Football banter thread

[Hamish McPanji]

Typical Liverpool fans interpretation of FACTS!

Facts:

Serial divers

In fact I dunno what's worse, that you get so many, or that despite having the most practice, you are so bad at them

 

[The Voice]

Facts:

Serial divers

In fact I dunno what's worse, that you get so many, or that despite having the most practice, you are so bad at them

Depends on when they signed Bruno I guess.

 

[AfricanTech]

Also known as the table that sort of differentiates between teams favoured by Referees. Yes, and just like i suspected... LivVARpool top of the list.

You have got to be joking....

(looks at penalties awarded in the league)

If you aren't, the levels of delusion are off the scale.

 

[AfricanTech]

Typical Liverpool fans interpretation of FACTS!

Away with you deluded one

 

[AfricanTech]

100%! They never walk alone because they all have blinkers on, and need a group to get somewhere in relative safety and on time.

The salt content is high today

 

[AfricanTech]

Facts:

Serial divers

In fact I dunno what's worse, that you get so many, or that despite having the most practice, you are so bad at them

It's a wind up Hamish, just a wind up

 

[AfricanTech]

Oh what the hell...

Why not

 

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[The Voice]

Still kind of sad that they had to lift the trophy that's eluded them the longest in front of an empty stadium.

Even worse is that I can't laugh at all the Mancs in the office who were dreading the day.

 

[AfricanTech]

Still kind of sad that they had to lift the trophy that's eluded them the longest in front of an empty stadium.

Even worse is that I can't laugh at all the Mancs in the office who were dreading the day.

There will be an awesome parade once things return to some sort of normality - you can be sure of that.

 

[Polymathic]

What's a chocker?

No idea, actually surprise it's a word.
I meant choker

 

[fishfly]

Can you believe a player like Jordan Henderson has a won more premier league titles that Stevie Gerrard

 

[greg0205]

Can you believe a player like Jordan Henderson has a won more premier league titles that Stevie Gerrard

Three words: Jurgen Norbert Klopp

Also, that's kinda how sports work. If Stevie had been born five years later, you know... and that said, disrespecting my captain like this is fighting talk.