Football banter thread

[The Voice]

Haha!! Trophyless season for Penchester United

VAR couldn’t save them even tonight

Arteta joined Arsenal in December and already has more trophies than United managed in the last 3 years.

 

[Hamster]

United managed in the last 3 years.

Another Treble for them!

 

[R13...]

United were really unlucky last night. Only saw the 2nd half but within minutes of the restart they should have been 4 or more up if it weren't for the keeper and their own wastage.

 

[The Voice]

United were really unlucky last night. Only saw the 2nd half but within minutes of the restart they should have been 4 or more up if it weren't for the keeper and their own wastage.

Yeah, seems like they didn't realise that their guys at Stockley Park don't cover the Europa League.

 

[Splinter]

Haha!! Trophyless season for Penchester United

VAR couldn’t save them even tonight

Mr. Obsessed is back

 

[Hamster]

It should be 2-0 to PSG

 

[_kabal_]

It should be 2-0 to PSG

It is now

 

[Hamster]

It is now

Should be 5/6-0

 

[Splinter]

Should be 5/6-0

Reminds me of United. Difference is that PSG at least have goals in the bank.

 

[L-Dog]

At least the heartbreak will be more for Neymar when he loses in the Final

 

[Hamster]

At least the heartbreak will be more for Neymar when he loses in the Final

Tsek! PSG is taking this thing!

 

[cenredash]

Tsek! PSG is taking this thing!

What a hole you are ... aren't you a lapsed barca fan .. also said they would win it? Now trying to put the mockers on Neymar!

 

[Hamish McPanji]

What a hole you are ... aren't you a lapsed barca fan .. also said they would win it? Now trying to put the mockers on Neymar!

He's the cursemeister. He just ended PSG's chances

 

[Hamster]

What a hole you are ... aren't you a lapsed barca fan .. also said they would win it? Now trying to put the mockers on Neymar!

I can be a Barca fan in La Liga, but I'd love to see where I said they'd win the UCL this year. They've been pretty **** the last 2-3 years.

I mean... I could've said it, but I doubt it.

I'm not a Bayern fan so for the next two games it's Lyon and PSG.

Arsenal is taking the UCL in 2022 though. Quote me on that!

 

[Hamster]

He's the cursemeister. He just ended PSG's chances

I really hope COVID ended that run of bad luck else the above post is going to be pretty ****ed up for me.

 

[cenredash]

I can be a Barca fan in La Liga, but I'd love to see where I said they'd win the UCL this year. They've been pretty **** the last 2-3 years.

I mean... I could've said it, but I doubt it.

I'm not a Bayern fan so for the next two games it's Lyon and PSG.

Arsenal is taking the UCL in 2022 though. Quote me on that!

Easy hamster easy.

Was just saying you were putting a curse on NeymarJr

 

[L-Dog]

I can be a Barca fan in La Liga, but I'd love to see where I said they'd win the UCL this year. They've been pretty **** the last 2-3 years.

I mean... I could've said it, but I doubt it.

I'm not a Bayern fan so for the next two games it's Lyon and PSG.

Arsenal is taking the UCL in 2022 though. Quote me on that!

Is there a new Sheikh that wants to buy arsenal. Arsenal might qualify for Champions league in 2022 but think they need a few more years before competing

 

[Hamish McPanji]

Easy hamster easy.

Was just saying you were putting a curse on NeymarJr

Neymar is already cursed. He falls down unassisted all the time.

 

[Hamster]

On the bright side: the commentators can now get all wet and whatnot for Bayern instead of Messi "the genius" who can do no wrong.

I honestly think football commentators are dumber than XGames commentators.

 

[Hamish McPanji]

On the bright side: the commentators can now get all wet and whatnot for Bayern instead of Messi "the genius" who can do no wrong.

I honestly think football commentators are dumber than XGames commentators.

There nothing quite like building up a superhero, only to tear him down afterwards