Football banter thread

[The Voice]

So... Lionel Messi, huh?

If he's heading to the Prem, only Citeh can afford him.

 

[greg0205]

If he's heading to the Prem, only Citeh can afford him.

*If*

Real might have the money but there might be a civil war. Juve? Bayern? Maybe PSG?

EDIT: Or... Get a legal team on a plane to Catalonia.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1298351205383626755

 

[Hamish McPanji]

*If*

Real might have the money but there might be a civil war. Juve? Bayern? Maybe PSG?

EDIT: Or... Get a legal team on a plane to Catalonia.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1298351205383626755

Juve? Messi and CR7 on the same team? Highly unlikely .

Bayern? Disrupt a winning formula?
Highly unlikely

 

[greg0205]

Juve? Messi and CR7 on the same team? Highly unlikely .

Bayern? Disrupt a winning formula?
Highly unlikely

Yeah, I was throwing out big spending teams, but I'm pretty sure no club on the planet can afford €700M.

 

[KOPITE]

Lionel Messi hands in Barcelona transfer request

Messi

 

[Splinter]

Lionel Messi hands in Barcelona transfer request

Messi

Shew. I'm glad to see you still alive.

 

[Splinter]

Yeah, I was throwing out big spending teams, but I'm pretty sure no club on the planet can afford €700M.

Apparently he earns at least twice what Ronaldo does. No club can afford a sulky Messi at these wages. No ways will any club pay that transfer price.

 

[thirstycurve]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1298319772833259523

 

[greg0205]

Apparently he earns at least twice what Ronaldo does. No club can afford a sulky Messi at these wages. No ways will any club pay that transfer price.

I suspect the most likely outcome will be Messi staying and Bartomeu leaving.

 

[The Voice]

Yeah, I was throwing out big spending teams, but I'm pretty sure no club on the planet can afford €700M.

*laughs in Sheikh*

 

[greg0205]

*laughs in Sheikh*

 

[thirstycurve]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1298687441776369669

 

[cenredash]

No, United fans, no.

Those cuffs Greek police slapped on Harry Maguire do *not* count as silverware.

Suck it dude. VAR saves us again.

 

[Hamish McPanji]

Wtf. Henderson signs for United!

Henderson receives new Man Utd deal until 2025

Manchester United have tied promising goalkeeper Dean Henderson down until 2025, with the option for another season.

www.beinsports.com

 

[fishfly]

Wtf. Henderson signs for United!

Henderson receives new Man Utd deal until 2025

Manchester United have tied promising goalkeeper Dean Henderson down until 2025, with the option for another season.

www.beinsports.com

No thanks we don't want Jordan Henderson

 

[cenredash]

Wtf. Henderson signs for United!

Henderson receives new Man Utd deal until 2025

Manchester United have tied promising goalkeeper Dean Henderson down until 2025, with the option for another season.

www.beinsports.com

Yeah. Like signing the next dembele, take your pick of 10 moussas or 11 ousmans.

 

[The Voice]

I'm actually keen on Messi coming to the EPL JUST to put the "but can he do it on a cold, Tuesday night in -insert hard-core northern, physical team with a **** ground-?" meme to the test. You're not playing Getafe anymore, boy!

 

[greg0205]

I'm actually keen on Messi coming to the EPL JUST to put the "but can he do it on a cold, Tuesday night in -insert hard-core northern, physical team with a **** ground-?" meme to the test. You're not playing Getafe anymore, boy!

With you on this.

The Prem is the one league I'd like to see him play in week in and week out.

 

[Hamish McPanji]

Yeah. Like signing the next dembele, take your pick of 10 moussas or 11 ousmans.

Well,one less Ndombele to worry about.

Teamtalk.com: Pogba, Ndombele test positive for coronavirus; face self-isolation period.

Pogba, Ndombele test positive for coronavirus; face self-isolation period

Manchester United’s Paul Pogba and Tottenham midfielder Tanguy Ndombele have been withdrawn from the France squad after testing positive for coronavirus.

www.teamtalk.com

 

[Hamster]

La Liga without Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar... gone are the days of Iniesta, Ronaldino, Xavi, the other Ronaldo.

Who's left to watch? Benzema?