Football banter thread

[satanboy]

....

We play many more passes than United ....

Which position do you play again?

 

[AfricanTech]

Which position do you play again?

Oh bugger off

 

[satanboy]

Oh bugger off

Sounds like a rugby position. You may be in the wrong thread.

 

[AfricanTech]

Sounds like a rugby position. You may be in the wrong thread.

Well done on your team smashing City

 

[dbecks]

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:crylaugh:

 

[Stickfigure]

How the **** did we not beat Liverpool while Swansea can :/

 

[RanzB]

How the **** did we not beat Liverpool while Swansea can :/

We struggle against these long ball teams.

 

[AfricanTech]

We struggle against these long ball teams.

 

[rayven_king]

No Matip & Mane = a 6th place side

 

[AfricanTech]

No Matip & Mane = a 6th place side

That's why we bought them no? To get us above that, and as the first half of the season showed, it worked.

 

[satanboy]

I will never understand why Everton keeps struggling when playing the "weaker" teams.

 

[mercurial]

 

[AfricanTech]

Lol

 

[JJCT]

 

[AfricanTech]

I know this is the banter thread but that was a bloody good strike from Rooney it must be said.

 

[RanzB]

That mofo was trying to cross

 

[AfricanTech]

That mofo was trying to cross

You think? I don't watch that much of your team to distinguish - looked bloody amazing

 

[KOPITE]

Mancs can't beat a Stoke team, 6th position suits them nicely. No UCL footy for them :crylaugh:

 

[RanzB]

Mancs can't beat a Stoke team, 6th position suits them nicely. No UCL footy for them :crylaugh:

Didn't you just lose to then last place Swansea? After throwing on Matip as striker?

 

[Neoprod]

Mancs can't beat a Stoke team, 6th position suits them nicely. No UCL footy for them :crylaugh:

Best form of defence is attack, hey Kopite?