Football banter thread

[JJCT]

You a faking hypocrite

Could have been talking about Voice. Shame did I touch a nerve.

 

[Unhappy438]

With their upcoming games sure it's gonna be all Depeche Mode again very soon.

Why are they playing relegation teams again?

 

[cenredash]

Well done AfricanTech. Good game from your team. Made it nice and compact for the top 6

 

[AfricanTech]

See someone came out of hiding . AfricaTech the only one with a pair of to be posting lately. With their upcoming games sure it's gonna be all Depeche Mode again very soon.

:crylaugh:

my Depeche Mode comment was the only way to relieve some of pain of the last couple of weeks.

Oh, and screw Hull, the bastids, parked the bus vs us then play open football against Arsenal and lose.

 

[AfricanTech]

Well done AfricanTech. Good game from your team. Made it nice and compact for the top 6

2-6 is insanely close - it's going to be a nervy run in to the end.

 

[The Voice]

Could have been talking about Voice. Shame did I touch a nerve.

Shhhhh. We're going to drop again when City play tomorrow, so keeping it on the DL.

 

[JJCT]

Shhhhh. We're going to drop again when City play tomorrow, so keeping it on the DL.

What's up with all this "sleeve talk" never noticed or knew it was a thing.

 

[The Voice]

What up with all this "sleeve talk" never noticed or knew it was a thing.

Theo? It's cause he broke club tradition. The captain decides if we wear short or long sleeves on the day. He wore short sleeves, while everyone else wore long.

Become a bit if a rebel: grows his hair out, wears short sleeves (it was snowing btw), and squares up to sometime twice his size. Real hard man, our Theo

 

[JJCT]

Theo? It's cause he broke club tradition. The captain decides if we wear short or long sleeves on the day. He wore short sleeves, while everyone else wore long.

Become a bit if a rebel: grows his hair out, wears short sleeves (it was snowing btw), and squares up to sometime twice his size. Real hard man, our Theo

That picture of him squaring up is pretty funny. Like Wilshire going "head to head" with Fellainis chest.

 

[MickeyD]

 

[JJCT]

Remember when Arsenal tough guys were Adams, Keown and Viera. Now this...

 

[_kabal_]

Wow that is hilarious. It's because they are shorter

 

[_kabal_]

Just shows you that we still a quality team. We can beat any team in the world, but struggle against bus parking teams. Moaninho is the creator with bus parking footy. Rubbish manager, he suits the team he coaches too. I faking despise teams playing like that.

It's official. Kopite is a 12 year old kid, who says things like "my dad has been to the moon"

 

[JJCT]

Wow that is hilarious. It's because they are shorter

Yes.....Yes it is.

 

[Neoprod]

It's official. Kopite is a 12 year old kid, who says things like "my dad has been to the moon"

My football team is tougherer as yours.

Welcome back, Kopite

 

[JJCT]

It's official. Kopite is a 12 year old kid, who says things like "my dad has been to the moon"

1 1/2 seasons under Klopp and he's the expert on football style.

 

[Splinter]

You a faking hypocrite

Try and be a bit more sophisticated with your banter, hey. And what JJCT says is true - you go into hiding when things are not going your way, and then only come and throw out some badly disguised insults when things get a bit better.

 

[KOPITE]

Try and be a bit more sophisticated with your banter, hey. And what JJCT says is true - you go into hiding when things are not going your way, and then only come and throw out some badly disguised insults when things get a bit better.

Lol, you bunch of Mancs are pansies :crylaugh:

 

[Splinter]

Lol, you bunch of Mancs are pansies :crylaugh:

Oh yeah, really cutting response...

 

[Splinter]

Spurs is not a bus parking team like the Mancs. It's so refreshing to watch proper footie and not rubbish

So, basically, you are saying you lose against rubbish? Doesn't say much for your team then?