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[Pineapple Smurf]

Look at that slong!

Magnificent Shlong Indeed My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandfathers. We all inherited the gift

 

[Brian_G]

Magnificent Shlong Indeed My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandfathers. We all inherited the gift

So your relatives where still cavemen in the 1700's?

 

[Fred07]

Magnificent Shlong Indeed My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandfathers. We all inherited the gift

Need lots of blood to pump it up.

 

[Fulcrum29]

Magnificent Shlong Indeed My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandfathers. We all inherited the gift

That is indeed an impressive slappe.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Someone once said that there is no bad whiskey, only that some whiskeys aren't as good as others, but I say nothing disrupts a good whiskey more than bad company.

Yes, I do have a bone to tickle.

Amen brother.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

So your relatives where still cavemen in the 1700's?

Yes
Jan was only in the Cape Town area and winelands banging cheap chicks on the sidewalk
Only in 1852 did the San Clan come out the caves as they smelled the beautiful braai smoke from @Mortymoose ancestors as they arrived from Scotland

 

[Fred07]

Need lots of blood to pump it up.

And than your head (on your shoulders) gets smaller and smaller.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Thanx for the compliments Lads on the terrific cock
But my cousin @Other Pineapple Smurf has a better one than mine and has been married a few times and even spawned quite a few kids. Unlike me, still single

He is still happily married banging away every day

 

[Dave]

I didn't know you batted for the other side.

@Dave

Why the feck you tagging me?

PenisSmurf is bad enough with his weird homoerotic fantasies!

 

[Fred07]

Jirre..... stout gatte. .

 

[Dave]

I am a businessman
Without Matric
I dab in many fields

Ah, sounds like you are a perfect example of an ANC tenderpreneur.

Hello comrade Smurf.

 

[Fulcrum29]

Amen brother.

You would make good company.

 

[Fulcrum29]

Thanx for the compliments Lads on the terrific cock
But my cousin @Other Pineapple Smurf has a better one than mine and has been married a few times and even spawned quite a few kids. Unlike me, still single

He is still happily married banging away every day

Come to think about it, I wouldn't mind a pet cock. That reminds me, time to go massage my parrot's head.

 

[randomcat]

Ah, sounds like you are a perfect example of an ANC tenderpreneur.

Hello comrade Smurf.

Struggle Smurf is a Pineapple Practitioner who dabbles in fish paste mongering from time to time.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Yes
I am a businessman
Without Matric
I dab in many fields
PS Also have some good unexpired Redro fishpaste at a bargain of R350 per 125g Jar so PM if you need a fix

Pecks or GTFO old man.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Pecks or GTFO old man.

Would you buy it? Think about who we're talking about here, would you?

 

[PoppieChoffel]

It lasts forever
Even the San Clan used it as finger paint

The only thing that schit is good for.

 

[Fulcrum29]

Pecks or GTFO old man.

Oh, no. I will have mackerel straight up, but I don't do bycatch.

 

[Ferog]

It lasts forever
Even the San Clan used it as finger paint

The homeless do this in the CBD. Maybe same troop.

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Oh, no. I will have mackerel straight up, but I don't do bycatch.

You're entitled to your incorrect opinion.