Pineapple Smurf
Pineapple Beer Connoisseur
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Magnificent Shlong IndeedLook at that slong!
Magnificent Shlong IndeedLook at that slong!
So your relatives where still cavemen in the 1700's?Magnificent Shlong IndeedMy great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandfathers. We all inherited the gift
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Need lots of blood to pump it up.Magnificent Shlong IndeedMy great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandfathers. We all inherited the gift
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Magnificent Shlong IndeedMy great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandfathers. We all inherited the gift
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Someone once said that there is no bad whiskey, only that some whiskeys aren't as good as others, but I say nothing disrupts a good whiskey more than bad company.
Yes, I do have a bone to tickle.
YesSo your relatives where still cavemen in the 1700's?
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And than your head (on your shoulders) gets smaller and smaller.Need lots of blood to pump it up.
I am a businessman
Without Matric
I dab in many fields
Amen brother.
Thanx for the compliments Lads on the terrific cock
But my cousin @Other Pineapple Smurf has a better one than mine and has been married a few times and even spawned quite a few kids. Unlike me, still single
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Struggle Smurf is a Pineapple Practitioner who dabbles in fish paste mongering from time to time.Ah, sounds like you are a perfect example of an ANC tenderpreneur.
Hello comrade Smurf.
Yes
I am a businessman
Without Matric
I dab in many fields
PS Also have some good unexpired Redro fishpaste at a bargain of R350 per 125g Jar so PM if you need a fix
Would you buy it? Think about who we're talking about here, would you?Pecks or GTFO old man.
The only thing that schit is good for.It lasts forever
Even the San Clan used it as finger paint
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Pecks or GTFO old man.
The homeless do this in the CBD. Maybe same troop.It lasts forever
Even the San Clan used it as finger paint
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You're entitled to your incorrect opinion.Oh, no. I will have mackerel straight up, but I don't do bycatch.