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[HunterNW]

I once shot a load up my gf's nostril when we were young in our 20s
She was in a fair amount of pain snorting it suddenly by mistake in shock and said it was more painful than in the eye LOL

My early 30's with first wife on honeymoon i pulled out and shot right over her head to the back of the headrest.
Those were the days..... 10 Bar pumping power.

 

[Ockie]

My early 30's with first wife on honeymoon i pulled out and shot right over her head to the back of the headrest.
Those were the days..... 10 Bar pumping power.

What a waste .... why did you pull out?

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I'm surprised Bwana hasn't moved this thread to off topic yet

 

[I.am.Sam]

That Lads, was the last time I got a any action

so nice

 

[Fulcrum29]

Cum in the eye is not pleasant. It burns. But wash it with a bit of water and it is OK. No biggie. And woman's pain threshold is better than men, so sure she will take it like a trooper lol.

It is as cruel as pouring salt on gastropods.

 

[Fulcrum29]

I'm surprised Bwana hasn't moved this thread to off topic yet

Why would he, it is nostalgic.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Why would he, it is nostalgic.

Is there a centrefold in that mag?
Asking for @HunterNW

 

[Fulcrum29]

My early 30's with first wife on honeymoon i pulled out and shot right over her head to the back of the headrest.
Those were the days..... 10 Bar pumping power.

She asked you to, “trek uit”, on your honeymoon already?

 

[The_Mowgs]

She asked you to, “trek uit”, on your honeymoon already?

She knew the offspring would be sub par and a drain on resources. His doctor also noticed it and told him he needs a vasectomy otherwise he will get ball cancer. It was obviously just a lie.

 

[Gyre]

I once shot a load up my gf's nostril when we were young in our 20s
She was in a fair amount of pain snorting it suddenly by mistake in shock and said it was more painful than in the eye LOL

I'm probably the most ****ed up person on here and even this thread is making me gag a little.

 

[Dave]

I look more like a knight one would envision from a Monty Python creation.

So you look like this?

 

[Polymathic]

I'm surprised Bwana hasn't moved this thread to off topic yet

this thread belongs in this forum

 

[Datura]

I'm probably the most ****ed up person on here and even this thread is making me gag a little.

Check out what a Donkey Punch or Angry Dragon is... Oh yeah and The Gecko...

 

[Datura]

this thread belongs in this forum

It belongs in an isolated containment facility. With big dogs and schit...

 

[Fulcrum29]

So you look like this?

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I feel like that, many a day. But you gave me an idea, perhaps I should wear a helm, some might appreciate the lance.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I'm surprised any of you Okes get any work done in the office everyday

 

[Datura]

I'm surprised any of you Okes get any work done in the office everyday

Not in an office. Next to the pool.

 

[The_Mowgs]

I'm surprised any of you Okes get any work done in the office everyday

Work is for pussies

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Work is for pussies

Yes, you are excused from the W word, everyone knows you are a trust fund dagga kop that has never done an honest day's work and paid taxes

 

[Fulcrum29]

Yes, you are excused from the W word, everyone knows you are a trust fund dagga kop that has never done an honest day's work and paid taxes

They say women can’t keep secrets, but you okes spill more than you can swallow.